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Must Read!!! Some Hoax We Believed While Growing Up by Globallords(m): 3:43pm On May 22, 2016 |
We grew up with the following mentalities below… * All soft drinks are called minerals. * All Fathers took first position while at school. * India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion. * If your wealth starts reducing, it’s your village people who are doing you. * Rice and stew… every Sunday afternoon. * Every commodity outside Africa is original. * Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x. * She’s a Calabar girl… so definitely, she must be good on bed. * Every seasoning cube is called Maggi. * You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat. * Every toothpaste is called Macleans. * Every insecticide is called a Fleet. * Every detergent is called Omo. * Any rich Hausa man is an ‘Alhaji’, the poor ones are ‘Aboki’. * Anyone who smokes is an armed robber. * If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!!! * Only science students are smart. * Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich. * Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. * You must buy bread when traveling. * When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof-top of the house and run round the house 7 times. * Every noodle is called Indomie. * Any girl who’s very pretty is referred to as “Mermaids’ while the very ugly ones are referred to as ‘Witches’. * Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes. * Any plane passing across the skies are going to America. Feel Free To Add Yours. Credits: https://globallords..com/2015/06/must-read-some-hoax-we-believed-while.html |
Re: Must Read!!! Some Hoax We Believed While Growing Up by dajan03: 3:57pm On May 22, 2016 |
ronaldinho learnt football from okocha 2 Likes |
Re: Must Read!!! Some Hoax We Believed While Growing Up by olatunjithomas(m): 4:10pm On May 22, 2016 |
anyone traveling outside Nigeria is definitely going to London *everyone who lives in Lagos is rich 1 Like |
Re: Must Read!!! Some Hoax We Believed While Growing Up by ouigy99(m): 4:39pm On May 22, 2016 |
That Buhari is the best person to lead Nigeria to the promised land 1 Like |
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