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MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by obadisa: 11:06am On May 25, 2016 |
Men have the gift of spotting baggage- carriers from afar off, as well as the skill to avoid them. Well, most men… If you’re one of the helpless souls who do not, here are the 8 types of women that no young Nigeria man should date at all 1. The Barbie. The only thing Barbie has, is her pretty face. Finish. She’s the type of woman that doesn’t know much about anything. Hell, she doesn’t care much about anything! As long as her pretty face is intact, the world can burn for all she cares. 2. The Drama Queen. Avoid this person like a plague, even as a friend. She has no qualms about creating a scene over a perceived sin. She would bawl her eyes out loudly in public if she feels you don’t love her; or love her enough. She cries, she’s passionate and yes, she looooves the attention. 3. The Possessive/ Obsessive Clinger. Similar to Miss DQ above, but she doesn’t have the need to cause drama; she has a need for YOU. At all times. She calls thrice an hour. Her first question always is ‘Where are you?’ If you don’t pick up because you’re getting chewed up by your boss, expect the multi-page accusatory text messages to start flooding in. She gets upset when you have the barest interaction with another woman. She wants to be the only presence in your life. Before she goes the way of Cameron Diaz’s character in ‘Vanilla Sky’, quickly give her the boot. 4. The Wife. She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on and she has chosen the names of the children you will have together. Nobody said women were logical creatures but then, life – as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi… slow down madam. 5. The Party Animal. There’s nothing wrong with letting your hair down and having fun occasionally. When it now becomes a way of life, nne, we have a problem. Sometimes one needs to chill and enjoy the other person’s company. Not this lady. She knows all the happening places in Lagos. And Abuja. And London. Her friends are going. And she must be there too. The party animal will be bored with you in no time. 6. The Cheat. Seriously, do I need to explain this? There is no way in the world to have a meaningful relationship with someone who’s cheating on her boyfriend with you. Even if she gets out of that relationship and starts a new one with you, you know that she has no qualms about infidelity. She’s going to cheat on you too. Period. 7. Nairabody. “I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she aint messing with no broke n…” This is the type of woman who craves the finer things in life and expects a man to provide them. She’s with you only for the money. She might actually ‘like’ you, but if you can’t buy her things and generally assume responsibility as her personal cash dispenser, forget it; you can’t get five minutes of her time. She’s a pro at using sex as a tool: you get it when you pay. The moment she finds a more affluent man (that is if she doesn’t have a bunch of you suckers around her pinky already), she’s going to kick your broke behind to the curb. Expecting a steady stable relationship from Nairabody is futile. There are better ways to waste time and money. 8. Your neighbour’s teenage daughter. Forget how she looks in a tank top. There’s a law against that type of thing.I know oga tosyne2much is guilty of this and my oga 7 point agenda(Danceviille) Cc wristbangle |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by halfricanadian(f): 11:08am On May 25, 2016 |
Good thing most ladies now knows the difference between big boys nd gentle men We go for gentle men with common sense nt big boys with show off ![]() 1 Like |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Frei(m): 11:09am On May 25, 2016 |
Who should we now date? |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:09am On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Nobody: 11:11am On May 25, 2016 |
Hmmmm. |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by thesicilian: 11:17am On May 25, 2016 |
You can date all but don't marry any |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by JohnQueen(m): 11:26am On May 25, 2016 |
So which one will a guy now date? Abi a bit of all the above? |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by favourmic(m): 11:27am On May 25, 2016 |
thesicilian: Point of correction you can Bleep all but don't marry |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by thesicilian: 11:29am On May 25, 2016 |
favourmic: Hahaha... a distinction without a difference, however. ![]() |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by obadisa: 11:30am On May 25, 2016 |
halfricanadian:I concur....buh don't say we ladies,big boys with show off I laugh in swahili kakakakakakaak No African girl will choose six packs over six cars "stella dimoko march 23 2016" |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Ginaz(f): 11:30am On May 25, 2016 |
Abeg, I'm too tired to comment. Sleep day catch me. ![]() |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by sexymoma(f): 11:32am On May 25, 2016 |
Make una kuku remain single na since una dey look for perfect woman ![]() Even the first woman on earth get her own shortcoming abi wetin make am give adam apple chop ![]() may una sitdon dia ![]() [s]naija men!! confused set of species ![]() 1 Like |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by tosyne2much(m): 3:46pm On May 25, 2016 |
Spot on bro ![]() I dey come make I add my own ![]() 1 Like |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by DanceVille: 5:40pm On May 25, 2016 |
obadisa:Nice Points Sir. You be boss! 1 Like |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Acidosis(m): 6:35pm On May 25, 2016 |
Well crafted |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Monalisa185(f): 6:44pm On May 25, 2016 |
is this a poem or what? Arrange your work, mr! |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 25, 2016 |
Copy and paste. Abeg edit ur post, or na 3310 you take type am? |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by obadisa: 7:06pm On May 25, 2016 |
sapiosexual1:Hahaha....na 2700 bro Abeg help the poor boy 1 Like |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by yunglivochi(m): 7:21pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by Israel5(m): 7:30pm On May 25, 2016 |
halfricanadian:that was hot! |
Re: MEN-: Eight Types Of Women You Shouldn't Date by obadisa: 7:50pm On May 25, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Modified ma |
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