onstelly:

The person didn't say fellowship but prayer n who makes noise while praying, I have seen landlords so I understand. Do you know my former landlord said no guy with car will come to visit any girl that stays in our Lodge or sleeps over n he has surveillance camera all over the place n monitors our movement? If he sees any next thing he will do is to call...

remele2:
It was yesterday at about 7.15pm after the lagos traffic,
There was a Knock at my Door, komkomkom, gbomgbomgbom..

My Sister went to see who was at the door, behold it was the almight LandLord...
He asked her to call the Brother, so my sister ddnt call Me, but called my elder brother.

Now the real matter,,,

LandLord= why are you using a gas cooker in this house? I dnt want it at all.

My Brother= ahh, sir, what is the Problem? We have been using this gas for years, why did u say we should stop using Gas, if we must stop, then you would have to call a meeting and ask all the tenant to stop using it.
Until then we know you are serious unless there is something u have in your mind that brought you up here,

LandLord= eeehh, so u can talk while am talking dnt worry you are leaving my house once your rent is Due.

He picked up his phone and called the elder brother who stays at the down flat, immediately, that one rushed up, as my brother was about explaining to him... See as my LandLord LAND MY BROTHER BIG SLAP THAT I HAD TO COME OUT. The elder Brother den took away my gas Cylinder and they both left.

I ddnt want a physical fight.,just wanted a legal fight .
I reported the case to the area Police and was giving an officer to go with me, when we got home, knocked at his door, he refused to open the door, so the officer left.
Today again, i went to the station and they had to call him on phone to report to the station.

My good people Of nairaland, i dnt to talk about the police matter now, those once are even another problem, they are just there to collect money, but i will talk about them when diz case is over.

Please i need diz guy and his Brother to pay for diz, even if i will leave the compound, in future,they will never try it with other people. So pls i need your advise on this.
Make una no mind my English oooo, my head no det work for now

stinggy:

So people are averse to praying silently oo..

What a caring landlord you had. He was only protecting you guys from all appearances of 'evil'

I'm fine dear. How's your beau too - mr.cork?

onstelly:

Lmao caring my foot that man dealt with us especially the female occupant, he doesn't disturb the guys n any small thing he will call your dad because he made us drop our parents number Chai we suffered oh

Hmmm beau kwa Mr.Cork, I reject it

stinggy:

Drop parents' number? And you guys did too OMG una sef..
But his pattern still helped you guys in a way. Maybe some might have really gone way off.

You still wanna deny your beau here? Not fair. I know he'll soon come for you...

onstelly:

It's a school hostel off campus, he will tell you next of kin for form nah n you won't won't be there.

I am not denying it because I don't even know him

stinggy:

Well, those tricks never worked for me. I put no of friend who stayed elsewhere the only time I had to fill that kinda form.

Calm down, I know you don't

What's up with the exam?

onstelly:
Exams Hmmm they will postpone all till God knows when

stinggy:

All the best whenever they come up with the new date.

seunajia:


How can you even say "gas cookers are prohibited"??

What kind of cowboys are we breeding in that country?

glossy6:


Some landlords outlaw the use of gas cookers in their houses for safety reasons.

...maybe you are still living with your mum

onstelly:

You are not allowed to pray, are you kidding me. Don't wanna ask why you are still in that compound cos you must have some real reasons but that your landlord is evil

mzjaney:
I had same issue with my landlord during my service year. The man told me he doesn't want cooking gas in his compound. I totally ignored him. Whenever i went to fill the cylinder and he sees me, he will start quarreling saying he has warned me but i wont listen and am too stubborn and all. He kept saying he would give me my remaining rent so i'll leave his house. But he never did. Ignored him till i finished my service.

Some landlord's are just crazy.

Walexsammy:
buh u self sturborn shaa

hahn:


Dem no get joy. Na me send them make dem broke? The next place I am getting, the landlord MUST NOT live there

onstelly:

Lmao caring my foot that man dealt with us especially the female occupant, he doesn't disturb the guys n any small thing he will call your dad because he made us drop our parents number Chai we suffered oh

Hmmm beau kwa MrCork, I reject it

stinggy:

Drop parents' number? And you guys did too OMG una sef..
But his pattern still helped you guys in a way. Maybe some might have really gone way off.

You still wanna deny your beau here? Not fair. I know he'll soon come for you...

onstelly:
Hey

stinggy:

Hello babe. Ages, hope you're cool.

onstelly:
As in eh ages is an understatement

onstelly:
As in eh ages is an understatement

stinggy:

How was service today?
Sorry for not keeping up lately. You're good right?
Cool dp... So you're this tall Interesting

onstelly:

Hahaha Choi, where you thinking I am short before
And yes I am good and you

stinggy:
Wasn't thinking you're short, just never thought you could be a 7-footer

onstelly:
I am not even a 6 - footer sef

stinggy:

Are you done with exams?

onstelly:

Yes I am
Sorry I slept off yesterday


Cc KingCheezyPuff

KingCheezyPuff:
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