iLegend:


Chaii! You don dey tease me already. (In Falz's voice) I haf finisss. I'll send a virus to your phone. I want to tell you something, but I don't know if you can handle it, I think you can't.

iLegend:


Hahaha! It's tiredness, stress, preoccupation, or brain overflow. It happens to everyone. Even Bill Gate. It's like typing and making a little mistake, no one is above it.

Don't worry. Nothing bad.

iLegend:


Don't call her; don't let looks lure you into acting like a nice guy. All women are beautiful, but some are gorgeous and don't let it get to you. Whoever shows more interest will get hurt. I promise you. Just keep your rat poison by your side, you might need it.

iLegend:


I'm fúcking angry with you. U no dey change that jean wey you wear?





























Chaii, see ya head, you don dey vex already. Commot joor.

hibiscus76, I have been thinking of you lately.
How have you been?

iLegend:


Hahaha make fear no catch you o for this kind Buhari weather the way hypertension don dey enter every corner dey fear me o!

Me? I've not been fine o cuz I miss our silly e-fight. Let's start the fight afresh. I'm NDA and you're Boko Haram . Honestly, I miss you, asin MISS. I'd love to know you better but let's keep it till 2017.

iLegend:


Which state you they hail o from.

iLegend:


Which state you they hail o from.

iLegend:


Wow! I love this. You don set. You're equal to the task. With this kinda reply, your wittiness is climbing everyday. I love it.

iLegend:


Learn to love someone else.

The more you keep loving her the more it freaks her out. Upgrade. Yeah, I know you love her. We always love things that are unattainable. That's why most women love good-bad-boys. They always try to keep him, but he's too stubborn to be kept. It's intriguing. She has 70% power and you have 30% of the power, so you're on the losing side.

If you call her to iron things out, then you're putting yourself in a typical rejection project.

Remove your heart from her and start enjoying life in front of her. You're not trying to make her jealous — you're living your life.

Focus on your education or make some money.
If I were in your shoe I'll get her back, but that's not something to fight for.

See her as a friend and treat her like "the love is gone" and you ain't coming back for her, and she'll start feeling something.

Don't force a women to love you. It doesn't work that way. If she's not in the mood to love back DON'T try to change it. Yeah, attraction is not a choice, but emotional and the one she had for you is gone. Acting like a good-bad-boy will bring it back. Apology and talking things out CAN'T.

My suggestion: free her.


egbon,, i hail oo..pls,help me with the part 2 sa..kindly forward it to my mail oloche.samuel@yahoo.com

iLegend:


Abeg forgive them. No break anybody heart o! Cuz the technique here they make girls dey addicted to any guy wey sabi am mo! Hmm! My best friend younger sisters (two of them) they worry me make I cum shook, but I'm still thinking...

hibiscus76:
chatting dirty is choice and not an obligation.. people like the Op be thinking so shallow because their compelling strategy worked on a few girls that decided to let loose their guard

iLegend:


Hahaha! Is she good looking?
It's easy naaaaa!

Be naughty and don't reply always. Guys always rush to reply girls and it's boring. Learn to reply some msgs after a day or two. I do reply some messages after a year self. I do it a lot.

So use my SMH system (sexual misinterpretation (with) humor). Chat like a bad boy. At night ask her what she's doing with her hands. She'll probably say "chatting" and you you'll say, "Hmm! Only chatting? Naughty girls don't just chat with their hands o! They use it for other things too."

Just be naughty and with an "I don't give a fúck if offend her or not attitude." Offending a girl is the best thing a real man or a player can ever do, because he'll convert her anger to good emotions and love.

Don't ever start a message with hi or hello. Go STRAIGHT to the catchy punchline.

Sometimes the first thing I send a girl in the morning is "fúck you and your sexy lips — I can't wait to bite 'em. Hope no one raped you in your dreams last night?"

Boring guys will start with: how was your night?

Listen, I have mastered the system, so I don't memorize I just say what's on my mind. Some days I chat boring chats.there are 7 girls I haven't replied their messages, cuz they're too boring.

They keep sending me "how was your night?, have you eaten? Them be my mother? I want caring people, but not too caring. Even my mum pisses me off sometimes, cuz she's too caring. She treats me like a Prince. I love her to pieces, but she should reduce the amount of attention she gives me. When the love is too much it gets the opposite effect.

Chat naughty and if you get stuck I might help if I have spare time.

Now you can reply her with:
You: I only know of Dami Duro by Davido, are you Davido's cousin?
She: Confused, laughs or ask a strange question:
You: Hahaha, See ya head naughty girl. I heard you're married?
She: Nooo o! Where you hear that one? Or whatever comes out of her mouth.
You: I was only pulling your legs — Oya close your legs make I go see wetin I no suppose see.

Improvise my brother. I have at least 10 different replies if I were in your shoe.

Keep it fun and naughty, then don't reply when she asks another question. Go offline and reply in some minutes, an hour or two with something naughty. Once in a while reply like a pastor and act all spiritual and Godly. Then, turn naughty again.

Interchange from SMH (the naughty chat) to matured guys chatting. (The boring chat).


It's in you. Just follow your instinct and no worry if you fúck up, cuz it's allowed. Man wey no fúck up no be man at all.