I wan ate

guys heard of bobizua in EDO?

during the heat of election said in an interview

"was i owe u?"
"at the time they were caming to my house"

its not a made up one, its for real.

Oh my God.Na wa for d man oh



I tires

i remember once in skool a man approached a girl for speaking incorrectly, _{only God knows what she said}

and she simply replied, no body above mistake o! [b][/b]

lol,

there's one ol'man's blooper that goes like this

"Out of all my childrenses, osaro is the worstest, He beated my wife and nakeded she"

"pls open the window and let the climate come in!"

I arose

Anonymos-that ones is lies!

I watch meself

no jaybaby, i can't fit lie

Talks true

not to truth i talk?

Leaves me oh

That your son is a burglary.

how dare u called him dat?
did he stole ur propertys?

"The rate at which small small girls are pregnate dis days is amazeful".

My neighbour said "[/color] You are a fucking" this morning

Heard this during my secondary school days "[color=#000099] My name was to be deyour"

I tires sef

Please can u speaks corrected english whenever u will wanted to posts a thread?

Askin oooo

Since I come your house I have just been sufferness.

D reason beside all ur suffernesses is because ur mother is a hostilty to me when i was lived with her and now u are d escape goat.

scuse me dance

my eyes are pushing me, so me cannot danced with u.

SHIT DEY HUNGRY ME

If shit dey hunger u, y don't u hunger shit?

I dey thirst

If u're tasty, u know wat to do.

She mak i tasted u?

How u wan take did am?

''mukaila, have you write all the materials that we needs down inside book?''

A one stingy boy in my hich school said "dont use my pressing iron. it will soon finish"

I was about jumps down