1 They told me to told you to told the Chaplain that the couples is coming.

2 Tell the two both of them to come in.

3 Q: What are you doing?
A: A none none doing.

4 Why don't you keep care of yourself?

I guess those are the errors u made and was corrected.No need to share em with our fellow nairalanders. I for a person person know u suck.

I says oh my God

How are your health?

i was about to come down from a cab in unical
when 1 disgruntled passenger(we were 7 in it)
yelled at me,he said girl what is wrong with you?
won't u allow me to came down!
so i allowed him to came down,lol!

was this thread still live

I ask wish buy are you wearing to Gambia

I says drops it before it slipped

hey i dint even know this existed

so do we close d other 1??
No o,mayb the 2 of them can existed at the same time

Una tires me gan.I just weaked

9ja4eva easy o

Una no go killed me ere o jere,now teachers have really teach u people

my sister and i is going shopping. . . can you drive us?


of coure he could. . . .he go to the shop yesterday, driving his car.

i tried, y'all. i try to make sth up

yea u tries oo,except 4 d yall

So have u saw the man that will took u down der??

chei 9ja4ever you are killed this thread

tommyex:

yea u tries oo,except 4 d yall

So have u saw the man that will took u down der??

lol. . . my knight in shining armor is late ^signs

No o,that english is jus 2 right
It coulda been my Knight were lates.feel me??

oga teacher, u is wrong o. how are i supposly suppose to say those english this way eh? abeg, go back to scoolo!!

I teach ur teacher that teach ur teacher english sef.
go back to AJ

I shooted the bird it drop and die


NEPA has quench the power

please dont sat on my box or ıt wıll compress down

I fired the big bed it died n fall

I want to go to abroad

While ın hıgh school, a cook was lookıng for the female dınıng hall prefect so she saıd

Q: Where ıs her? ı saıd where ıs her?
(and ı replıed)
A: Auntıe ı dıdnt see she.

(i was later punıshed for beıgn ''rude'')

Conversation between a man and his employee
MAN: Why didn't you come to work yesterday
EMP: Sorry sir, I come to work yesterday but I gone home early
MAN: When are you going to start to speaking good English
I think you needs a english teacher
EMP: Yes sir, but i don't has many money
MAN: Anyway, why did you went home early yesterday
EMP: My wife call me yesterday to said my son is sick
MAN: I am removes yesterday from your salary money

She beated her brother

all of u people e r spooching gooder english. i would stop here because my hand i am using to press the computer is paining her.

why shall i shy?

I saws stars when she slapped my head

Please before you approach any person, look at his or her "misdemeanor"!!!!

I runs from the lorrys

chei! _hall of you has spokesing worster eglish than i am spack

D NEPA has tooken the light

these days NEPA have not take the light in my place for sometime, but they have change their name to Power Holding now?

does it means that no one is going to reply, or does I have to do everything by myself