abeg i dey come make i go wind up my mallam!

av bin lukin 4u b4 NEPA took lyt, wia went u?

my husband ive been looking for u nau
where have u been?

Reporter: Mr. Yekini, you always seem nervous just before you score a goal. .

Yekini : (cuts in). .me nervous? never! I don't nervous. . .

petrol attendant 2 female driver: madam bring ur yansh near!


nepa just take lyt now

ds was by a radio presenter last 9t, 2 a caller : turn down d audio of ur radio set.

Falcon fan: we av carried d cup 5 times b4, they think we can carry it again wtout not any preparatn, nonsense pple!!!

Borings

i checked u yesterday, and i met ur absence

i asked after a friend from his brother, nd he was like
"my brother just went out very soon"

i saw ds wen i was going thru a thread here on NL

"It only normal to release singles before the main album, a friend of my say his cousine, his a friend, to the wife of Cabasa's sister, and he say the album is just fire! We shall see, aparently it should be out in december"

_{hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!}

'ds house is not 4 sale. beware from 419!'

why didnt you came over yesterday

my lite is more fuller

Babe 'm talking tu and u r walkin they go.

I am comoting in the morning

i didnt sleeping over the night

steve49ja:

i didnt sleeping over the night

Rephrased. .
I didnt slept all fru de nyt

have you seen the timestable

did u still went there?

didnt i told u yesterday?

my botfriend is don't hungry

i am easily angrified

a friend of mine once said; stop flabbergasting me.

stop wounding me

@other posters before me,i cannot understanding what you people are posting here

My elder brother spoke this blasting,please help me to put the phone inside the sim card.I cannot not know how to laugh that day

Another of my elders brothers English master made this mistake(about 6-7years ago):I Doesnt Like Girls To Come Closer Me.

Me and myself is the only person posting here since how many days.I was taughting that you people will never tired posting here.

Me and myself is the only person posting here since how many days.I was taughting that you people will never tired posting here.

most ladies says this
'conductor,please give me my change because i will soon drop'

another one
babe girl where are you heading to
reply:im going to night vigil.


this one is from plantation boys

You and I will be together babe,


it should be you and me