The five both of us was gone there .

Niyi and sola doesnt like each other

Open the breeze let the window floor.

Open the breeze let the window flow.*

So you mean you cannot resemble me eh? recognize

I resembled you but you doesn't remind(remember) me.

Ooo! baby, sorry eh! I wil reconsine.

Senior prefect:''1,2,3,4,both of you come here now!!!''

teacher: where are you coming from

student: ashide (outside)

teacher: what did you say?

student: i am shay ashide

Forget! I'm gooder than yo boyfriend

I recall hearing an exchange between two boys discussing a movie they had seen.  The movie was a gory, slasher-type film that young people seem to find to their liking.

One of the fellows said to the other:  "Yeah, he killed the guy and cut the girl up into little pieces parts!"

My word!  Talk about redundancy!

[size=13pt]See Brushing. . . !*Laugh loud* [/size]

_{A guy asked his GF on fone} "Why are you with-helding your number?"

I like her, she's a good cooker

I once knew a woman (who died several years ago) whose English grammar left something to be desired.  If you would say to her, for example, "We're ready to leave.  Are you coming with us?" she would answer by saying "I'm is!"

Dav.e:

I like her, she's a good cooker

@op

It didnt happened like that

[size=13pt]Do you know how many year (s) i use to Seniouring you. . .? [/size]

You better punish your shoes now because we are soon going.

[size=13pt]Father Friday Fried Fresh Fish For FUN. [/size]

Well, that's a delightful usage of alliteration, but where's the grammar fault? 

drrionelli:

Well, that's a delightful usage of alliteration, but where's the grammar fault?

"oh my god, epi girl. my car broke down and I had to reverse back my car"

A man cut 3 pupil vandalising his unriped palm fruit.

He dragged them to the headmaster and told him,

' Three us cut my unriped palm fruit'.

Can you hear the taste of the food?
can you hear the odour?

This happened long ago, My driver said "i will teach you driving in one weeks!",

I was surprise to found my shoes in the shed

this happenedin my roomin school when two of my friends came visiting.
one of them fart (we all started laughing), in an attempt to stop the other guy from notifying the rest pipoin the hostel
he said " DOES THEY NOT MESS?"

IF IT's A MESS, WHO's MESSING THE MESS. (MY FRIEND'S LIL BROTHER)

I'LL GIVE YOU ALLTHE WHOLE , COMMON MISTAKES

ARE U HEARING ME, AM NOT HEARING YOU, COMMOM MISATKES

I missed the peoples on this thread long time

did u saw my status on facebook? ------ a female chat mate asking me.


i thinks the girl is beautiful ----------------- a university student

mummy what did u bought for me --------------- my lil niece

Please wear the vehicle and let's go home

was you took it