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Poll: How often do U make grammatical errors?Everyday: 17% (17 votes)Quite regularly, not everyday though: 62% (61 votes) Never have: 20% (20 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Amigoz(f): 5:31pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
That girl cannot spoke good english jor - duh! |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Optimusprime(m): 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
Stop doing like a children. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Bbeee: 9:48pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
Nemesis will caught up with you |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Optimusprime(m): 11:57am On Jun 16, 2009 |
Do he live here? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by romsky: 4:02pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
no he leaves their |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Amigoz(f): 12:03am On Jun 17, 2009 |
who tolds you he leaving their |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by romsky: 4:55pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
i air him said eat |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Chiori(m): 3:37pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
They say me to say you to come and go and do it. When did he came? I went to Udoka them house. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by romsky: 10:57am On Jun 30, 2009 |
was that when u where on your way to coming home |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Jarus(m): 11:19am On Jul 01, 2009 |
Teacher: Where are you going? Student: I am going to Mary's house Teacher: What happened to her? Student: She shick From that day we used to call the lady 'she shick'. It happened when we were in Junior secondary school. Others: Brother Jarus, help me lo my cloth. My three-year-old younger sister was telling me, when she meant, help me iron my cloth. NB: Iron means 'Lo' in Yoruba Two boys were fighting and they were taken to a teacher. Teacher: Why were fighting with him (referring to the first student) Student: He chop my mouth. The guy meant 'He bit me'. It happened in our secondary school. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Joyti: 10:22am On Jul 07, 2009 |
OK, my ex finally contacted me a couple weeks by email after almost 3 months of silence. Never before did I realize just how stupid he was before I read this email, dear Susan* I don't under stand what happen a few month back ,you told me you wear going to the park ,well baby you dident come an i was all night wondering if you were oka ,but that wasent the case next morning i was starting to clean the house an the next thing i know i have a sheriff at are front invesacting me ,my world shattered in a miilon peaces that day , that part i still dont get is after i left,you tryed to take to court for things i didnt do,so i dont know what else is left to say baby ,is did you rely love or was all act. *name changed NOTE: He was one of those physically, emotionally, and financially abusive/controlling guys, to the point that I had to file a restraining order and had to have a cop come over to kick him out for me, and he still can't figure out what he did wrong! O the irony, |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by kodylicky(f): 11:02am On Jul 07, 2009 |
i didnt not late for work yesterday does u does english? i does am |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by otuwe(f): 1:52pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
kody-licky: thats the worstest grammartical error i ever saw |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Kx: 2:03pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
1.'Why is the fan not blowing" 2."The referee is blowing against Arsenal" |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by kodylicky(f): 9:49am On Aug 03, 2009 |
i didn't late for work 2day |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by kodylicky(f): 9:50am On Aug 03, 2009 |
when did u came? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by otuwe(f): 12:18pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
i doesnt speak grammartical error! |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by kok(m): 6:23pm On Aug 03, 2009 |
I will dealth with you terrifully. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by zizzlebabe(f): 8:58pm On Sep 01, 2009 |
heard this just yesternite. there is plenty rif rat around. i am human being too. my people you have to wake up from your slumbery. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by kolaoloye(m): 10:40am On Sep 09, 2009 |
A police officer asked his colleague in the presence of an elite "WHY DIDN'T YOU COLLECTED HIS DRIVING LICENSE OR YOU WANT TO CHOP THE PAPER PHOTOSTAT THAT YOU COLLECT?" |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:17am On Sep 14, 2009 |
A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said: Wayoooooo! Nice intro sha! |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:19am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Oga nah What I do? What I do? |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:20am On Sep 14, 2009 |
This school want to kill us! they are just giving us testes and testes! |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:22am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Yes, earlier on, one two woman come to ask of your whereabout. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:27am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Nobody read more than me, truout last week in this class I am here. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:38am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Job interview for teacher Interviewer: Ah ah! So what is the plural of you? Teacher : You too! ehen! past tense of go nko? - gone! Well done! -thank you. |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 1:41am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Oh my! What's this matter cause me for trouble! |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 2:03am On Sep 14, 2009 |
That time that I just come, I am feeling homesick already. You better take your careful! I knew what I'm saying! She just came and started chopping all my money |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by Dave6: 2:09am On Sep 14, 2009 |
No just axe the mumu simple question |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by KennyG6(m): 2:10pm On Sep 14, 2009 |
i wants to be your friends |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ritaNL: 3:58am On Sep 15, 2009 |
The day my friends left a key here ,I[b] were [/b] aware . I need a waters for my friends |
Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by ritaNL: 2:41pm On Sep 15, 2009 |
I am a destroyer,i destrew that table. |
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