I want to collect my brother my pencil!

So Kemji, you have follow come nairaland. THis be Asim oh, look me up

can u pls reverse back

That apple costed a fortune

i weren't there.
did u there ? was d question

1,2,3 both of u follow me

how me tell you (how do i tell you)

i have had (heard)

please do not mi snake me (mistake)

i m ake evry second on my life!! well in all languages.@ poster You did not specify the language!!

Please,I didn't did it!

Please help me to comb my head (hair)

Do you know you just upsetted me?

i actually said this last year. pls,don't judge me_{english no easy at all}.

Do u uses glo?
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you look formular

this is common among most london school girls: where was you?

please can i use ur comb to comb my head

all the whole world is against u

"Move nearer me".


"Be careful yourself".


"Womens can't drive".

i wait for his yesterday bt still yet i didn't see him

were u there no i didn't there

I heard this in a Nigerian Movie a while ago,

dey both settle down to eat so, after talikng for a while, d man asked :


Man : Shall we eat?"

female cousin : "Yes, we shall"

you look formular

Female: I can't

Male: Why can't you not

this happen between a senior and a junior. he slap me 1 i gentle, he slap me 2 i gentle, he come slap me 3, i did not gentle again and i come slap my own back.

Here is Kate and biola`s views on styl plus new tracks.

Biola: have you hear new styl plus sings?

Kate: yes but i don`t like the way they song it.

Biola: i think the same thing but i like the way they sang their sings before this ones.

Kate: songing a sing is not easy this days so i still believe they are tried to still song something.

Biola: yes o my sister.

@ Omowhyou, datz funi


@ unix4real1, lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,datz hilarious

what my secondary school science teacher said



'1,2,3,4 both of u come here now'

i just witnessed this today.
A mobile police officer telling a cab driver, "will you lie down in the ground fast fast!!!"

the most famous of all!!!
I see you there I see you here are you twice?

sparta_300:

the most famous of all!!!
I see you there I see you here are you twice?

ROFL!!

I can't quit laffinq >

sparta_300:

the most famous of all!!!
I see you there I see you here are you twice?

another variation by a junior student at my brother's secondary school answering to a senior student.

You send me to fetch water, you send me to wash your clothes and buy you cigar, senior Nonso how can I division myself into twice?

Why has you people decide to drop this post na,, the bed grammer have not finis O!