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Hypothetic And Realistic by imomoh24(m): 3:22am On Nov 27, 2006
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically, so he asked his dad.

His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.

He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".

"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."

He did and came back and said,
"She said yes."

And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing."

He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"

And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a gay!

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