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17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by christopheru(m): 7:26pm On Jun 18, 2016
17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian

Let's go.. grin no time


1. “Show you pepper.”

A Nigerianism for hot revenge, basically.

2. “Dress for me.”

A Nigerianism that really just means ‘move or shift’.

3. “Hear the smell.”

Bruh, how do you “hear” smell?

4. “I’m coming.”

It’s extra confusing because they say it while they are leaving.

5. “How market?”

A Nigerianism for “how’s life?”

6. “Lying on me.”

They actually mean lie ‘against’ me.

7. “Siddon there.”

They really mean “don’t dull yourself”.

8. “Dey your lane.”

A Nigerianism for ‘mind your business’.

9. “Shine your eye.”

A Nigerianism for ‘don’t be naive’.

10. “Fall my hand.”

A Nigerianism for ‘let me down’.

11. “Before nko?”

A Nigerianism for ‘what did you expect?’

12. “If I hear.”

They actually mean it’s impossible.

13. “If you like, don’t…”

It may sound like a suggestion, but it’s not.
They mean you better do it.

14. “It’s not your fault.”

Don’t fall for it. They mean it’s actually your
fault.

15. “Is it fair?”

A rhetorical Nigerianism for ‘it’s not fair’.

16. “How far?”

It’s not a measure of distance, it’s a Nigerianism for ‘how are you?’

17. “Who sent you message?”

A Nigerianism for ‘nobody asked you to do that’.

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Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by Thunderlicious: 7:36pm On Jun 18, 2016
Your fada left lap...

Wetin concern agbero with overload...

I go come greet u for house...

No lele...
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by Squares: 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2016
lolz. they their make pant "pata" dey wear you. The matter tie wrapper.

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Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by Temitoppe(m): 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2016
lol
very funny
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by oluwafreshkid(m): 7:39pm On Jun 18, 2016
Lemme come and be going
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by sulmeza(m): 7:49pm On Jun 18, 2016
lol...on point
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by Angelo45(m): 7:53pm On Jun 18, 2016
No look ushe face
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by osesology(m): 7:56pm On Jun 18, 2016
I no send anybody...


In other words: I dont care what anybody else thinks.
Re: 17 Nigerian Phrases That Would Confuse A Foreigner by delishpot: 10:38pm On Jun 18, 2016
Come and be going or Come and go

Means time to leave


Sit there and be looking/ just be looking o

Means better get your arse up and act fast

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