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Men Never Listen. by dayokanu(m): 3:14pm On Sep 01, 2009
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch,

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? ;

He couldn't resist, He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought, Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable

pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button, "

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Men Never Listen. by Ben13: 5:04pm On Sep 01, 2009
Your penis is under your pillow cheesy

Lol. . .whatever happened to the doctor that it's the nurse dat told him
Re: Men Never Listen. by romsky: 5:06pm On Sep 01, 2009
curiosity sliced off his kini
Re: Men Never Listen. by tytylayor: 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2009
seen it b4 but still cnt stop laffin at it cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Men Never Listen. by dani1luv: 7:17pm On Sep 01, 2009
lwkmd cheesy
Re: Men Never Listen. by sylve11: 7:29pm On Sep 01, 2009
@poster, dat one tap cool
Re: Men Never Listen. by dani1luv: 7:35pm On Sep 01, 2009
cool
Re: Men Never Listen. by baybbootz(f): 9:46pm On Sep 01, 2009
curiosity killed d cat *fing*

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