Some mistakes we make without notice e.g. BVN number, my PIN Number.
BVN: means Bank Verification Number and PIN: Personal Identification Number. But we always put two numbers. BVN Number means Bank Verification Number Number (error) Pin Number: Personal Identification Number Number (error) pls add urs

HIV virus- Human Immunodeficiency Virus virus

STD disease. Sexually transmitted disease disease ?...wrong

APC = All Promises Cancelled

ATM Machine

UBA bank...... United bank for Africa Bank

UBN Bank........ Union bank of Nigeria bank





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Another example based on a mutual discussion between two individuals.

Musa: the political situation in Nigeria is quite UNfavourable to the masses.

Emeka: Truly, I cannot the deny fact that your statement has an element of truth in it, but you did not vote in the last election, so why complaining. ?

Musa: Me I no vote? Daburaba, I phote pdp party for the last election. you come say I no phote.

Emeka: chai, musa go sit down jawe, nothing like pdp party na pdp we know.I.e people democratic party and not PDPP

musa: You say me I no know am for book Abi? Wait for the May I show you something.

EMEKA : Runs out of the thread