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You Are More Than Able by Leftee(m): 8:43pm On Nov 29, 2006
Hi Friends You Are more Than Able!!


There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriageable age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start off life well. I shall be waiting to meet my potential son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!".

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.

The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.

Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, ", show me the pesin wey push me inside di
swimming pool"


You dont know what you are capable of doing , until you are pushed.!!
Re: You Are More Than Able by dondee2(m): 9:29am On Apr 01, 2008
heard before but still make sense
Re: You Are More Than Able by dpgee: 10:28am On Apr 01, 2008
it's a really nice joke,that was cool.
Re: You Are More Than Able by segunpc(m): 11:25am On Apr 01, 2008
seen and heard it b4 but its still cool.

in addition i like the end quote. 10x poster.
Re: You Are More Than Able by wamide: 12:26pm On Apr 01, 2008
this is a very funny joke, i don laugh cry, can you imagine

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