A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'










'Because you got an F in sex.'

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Stal3

Nice joke Tyty

@joke
nice one

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gud

lol. . .nice one

Ben are u rebranding ur name?

nope! I just got an M on my sex

na wah

na real wah for ya driver's licence wey no get M nor F

CuteAngel:

Ben are u rebranding your name?

no be him fault na now wey him eye send message to his mendula dat 2001 is far gone so him forward him name sharp sharp to d upper year. bros kudos to u u too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe. . . see wahala o

waiting for my own baptism sha

@joke really nice

she's jst plaining to do it nw

Ben-10:

na real wah for ya driver's licence wey no get M nor F

hw u tak knw? u don wrk under d place b4

nice one.

@Ololumi, that was konti!

a konto on rommie's head