>>A Taxi Driver's First Day on the Job>>
During a ride in a taxicab, the passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went
into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road. The passenger was confused asked him why he reacted so?
Still shaking, d driver turned to his
rider and apologized. He said,
"Sorry about that. But you scared d hell outta me! This is my first day as a cab driver. . .For the past
20 years I have worked as an hospital driver where i drove only corpses to the moutuary"

u got me lafin booooooooooqeeeeee

if na dead body nko?wetin u go do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA












stale

abeg park well joor


mak u no bring virus come here!

Thanks suto!

Not a bad one BOO

good 1

ekeroyal:


Not a bad one BOO

~vicky~:

good 1

thanks

JOKE GRADING: B


REMARKS: Three consecutive nights with Switchicgurl

Thumbs up booqee for reposting. Jah bless thou.

Agybabe:

Thumbs up booqee for reposting. Jah bless thou.

bunmioguns:

JOKE GRADING: B


REMARKS: Three consecutive nights with Switchicgurl

*touching bunmi's neck with my palm to check his temperature*
hey! are u sure you're okay?? Hmm. . .No i don't think so. Go see a doctor pls, a psychiatrist to be precise!

Do i look like a lesbian to you ni?? Mtcheww!. . .silly boy.

more palm oil to your photocopying machine.

^^okay! If you have some(palm oil), abeg give me!

ode! Ayam wishing u goodluck

^ sharraap dere! Mumu!

ah! Booqee! Permission to kiss u

dani1luv: ah! Booqee! Permission to kiss u

Permission denied

i sense jealousy

See two guys fighting over me! Omg!

Ayam fighting for what is in between ur legz, and d 2 juicy baloons on ya chest. . .much bigger dan a compressor

Pervert!

meaning?

Meaning focus on the face.

dani1luv: Ayam fighting for what is in between ur legz, and d 2 juicy baloons on ya chest. . .much bigger dan a compressor

Na dt thing go kill you





Mat Wetter

Amen!