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See What Happened To Me This Morning! by paris10: 9:57am On Jul 05, 2016
This morning I mistakenly transfered 200k to a wrong phone number via GTB mobile money transfer. After thinking of away to stop the person from withdrawing the money, I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number sayin:

"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you are ok?. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It is for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorow by midnight. That money is only your transport. I will send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. You see, 2 weeks after we complete your initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your Ticket to wealth. You will have the ability to Fly at night to any part of d world".

I also told him that in case he is not ready to join, he should immediately send back the money to avoid sudden death. 5 minutes later. I got an SMS saying... "PLZ send another 600k, three of my friends are interested". I Just faint!!!
Re: See What Happened To Me This Morning! by ahnie: 10:03am On Jul 05, 2016
Hahahahahaha the receiver must be a core warri man.


#the economy has bn Buharized#

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