Is it justified for a raise?

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labour
2. I work in great depths
3. I have to go in head first
4. I do not get days off, weekends or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in high temperatures
7. My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Management:

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for a raise based on the following
criteria:

1. You never work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
4. You do not stay in your workstation area, often you
visit other areas
5. You take many non-scheduled breaks
6. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order for you to begin
your work
7. You leave your workstation messy after your shift
8. You don't always observe OSHA measures, such as
wearing the correct protective outfits
9. You don't wait till pension before retiring
10. You don't like to work double shifts
11. You have been observed entering and leaving the
work place carrying two suspicious bags

enjoy this

What d heck? @Plezant. Am stil laughing my head out.

oops!!!!!!

That was damn good and perfect, good job plezant

That was also a lil rough.