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New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by lawrenzoo: 8:58am On Jul 12, 2016
Microsoft
New Penis Implant To catch cheating partner
microscopic tiny computer microchip (The New Penis Implant)
and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech.
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners’ cell phone that the other has been cheating.
“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”
The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple starting in March 2017 and will be compatible across all devices..
www.tmzworldnews.com/new-penis
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by Taiyescott(m): 9:01am On Jul 12, 2016
Eleyi gidigan oo.
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by kiddoiLL(m): 9:03am On Jul 12, 2016
while some may see it as great..its madness..technology will eventually end up ruling people's brain
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by FreeSpirited: 9:06am On Jul 12, 2016
This is science........helping humanity to solve their problem since time immemorial not some impractical religious beliefs that add nothing to life but confusion and scare mongering
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by Tolexander: 9:19am On Jul 12, 2016
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the joystick on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners’ cell phone that the other has been cheating.
Trust human beings, they will always find a way to bypass it.

Why not implanting the chip in the anus and mouth also to inform the partner the anal and MouthAction being performed by the spouse.
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by disloman(m): 9:32am On Jul 12, 2016
Tolexander:
Trust human beings, they will always find a way to bypass it.

Why not implanting the chip in the anus and mouth also to inform the partner the anal and MouthAction being performed by the spouse.
Lolzzzzzzzzzzz.Bro!you are the most un-serious being I've ever come across.What a funny comment.
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by Tolexander: 9:44am On Jul 12, 2016
disloman:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzz.Bro!you are the most un-serious being I've ever come across.What a funny comment.
bro, shey I lie ni? wink
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by dpete1: 9:44am On Jul 12, 2016
undecidedYeye
Re: New joystick Implant To Catch Cheating Partner by disloman(m): 10:22am On Jul 12, 2016
Tolexander:
bro, shey I lie ni? wink
U lie ke?You never lie in your life.

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