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| New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by royallord1(m): 11:36am On Aug 28, 2017 |
New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating – Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech. Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating. “It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.” http://now8news.com/new-implant-alert-cheating/ |
| Re: New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by Nobody: 12:19pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
 Well, i have a better idea... Plz tell this Commit-Tech that they shud upgrade their implant by putting some options that when a partner cheated, the muscles in the vagina will constrict and clamp down the diick.. 1 Like |
| Re: New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by DarkMagic(m): 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
 Iffa hear say ur microchip sell ehn |
| Re: New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by Kobicove(m): 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
Wareva |
| Re: New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by Blackfire(m): 2:29pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
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| Re: New joystick Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating by royallord1(m): 2:43pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
Blackfire: hahahaahhahaha.... u go fear na |
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