A funny friend sent me this and I thought of sharing it with everyone but is he actually correct with these definitions? Check them out below:

1. When U Chop alone in Government and no one Chops with U, that is called OBJ

2. When U Chop in Government and U allow others to Chop their Own, that is called IBB

3. When U Chop in Government and U give others from what U have Chopped, that is called ABDLSALLAM

4. When U Chop in Government and the place U are Chopping eventually Folds Up,
that is called ATIKU

5. When U dey Chop in Government but U no remember your Driver, Secretary, office Assistants, that is called GOWON

6. When U dey Chop alone in Government, U no remember Anybody, U kon dey get Headache
today, Fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...that one is called SHONEKAN

7. When dem just Appoint U for Government Position, and U just Chop Small, Auditors kon come say bring all Papers, that is called NWODO

8. When U Chop in Government and U Die while Chopping, that is called ABACHA

9. When U want to Chop in Government and U First give others to Chop before U begin
to Chop, that is called GOODLUCKJONATHAN
10. When U are Chopping your own in Government and U callyour
Friends to come and Chop their Own too, that is called IBORI

11. When U Chop and Clean Mouth like say U no Chop anything, that is called FASHOLA

12. When U Chop from dis Government, that Government,
like say na U dem create Nigeria for, that
one is called TINUBU

13. When U Chop in Government so taaay U Scatter ground, Three Houses for America, Two for London, Six for Maitama, Seven for VI, as Madam dey go shopping for Dubai, Children dey go Summer for Spain, EFCC kon Grab you, that one is called DEZIANI

14. When U Chop well well for Government and People know say U Chop well well but U dey deny say U Chop well, that one is called ROTIMI AMECHI

15. When U Chop in Government sotay U come even dey Richer than the Place U dey Chop from, that one is called ROCHAS

16. When U Chop sotay U Tire and come Begin dey Distribute the Choppings to other People. that one is called DASUKI

17. When U See Government Money and refuse to Chop and also refuse to let others Chop, and U say all Government Money belongs to People's Projects that one is called BUHARI.

Which one is the most correct definition?

Source: http://www.9jacodedgist.com/2016/07/see-different-grades-of-chopping-we.html
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I dey reason how to comment, maybe later

When I chop and you chop, if you no like the road use your money go repair am