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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 10:26am On Jun 29, 2010
That would be Ben na
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49am On Jun 29, 2010
BEN. . . shey I should laugh? sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 12:01pm On Jun 29, 2010
Maybe
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 5:08pm On Jul 02, 2010
Nice joke Ben - I like them! smiley
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by dafman10(m): 6:58pm On Jul 06, 2010
Just fnshd laffin wit u ben. U must pay me 4 laffin lol,
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Jul 06, 2010
Ole ni e
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:07am On Jul 07, 2010
A wealthy man when and ask a cripple for marriage, they
asked him “why did you get married to a crippled? “He said he wants his mind to be
at peace when ever he go out” they ask why? He said “A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DOES NOT GET
MARRIED TO ONE MAN”.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2010
heh? shey make i laugh? sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 10:31pm On Jul 07, 2010
Slow coach ni e
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:17am On Jul 08, 2010
Ben Interview Zain,
BEN, Zain, who is your husband?
Zain, Kidi please don't embarrass me i don't have husband
BEN, Do you have future ambition?
Zain, Frequent changes will not even allow us to think please forgive us
BEN, How old are you?
Zain, All i know is that we have change name six times and may be we are six years old am not sure
BEN, When do you intend to change name again?
Zain, From the above statement may next year
BEN, What would probably be your next new name?
Zain, Ashawo, Karuwa,Cheat but until Board of Directors finally meet but for now these are the propose names
BEN, Thank you
Zain, Please Kidi be as secretive as posible so than Nairalanders will no nothing about this interview
BEN>>>>> I promised you they will only see it but will not know
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:41pm On Jul 13, 2010
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since
she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.

The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way
that will cost only $50.

The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor
worked on her for several minutes.

After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor
and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was
there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 4:05pm On Jul 13, 2010
how dare you!



nice one
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2010
Thnx beiby. . . kiss
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 5:12pm On Jul 19, 2010
hmm
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2010
See as she dey form like say she no dey enjoy the kisses. . embarassed
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:36pm On Jul 19, 2010
You're a short man. . . about 4'8". . . she no dey form, not every lady likes to bend down to take a peck. okay? sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 6:11pm On Jul 19, 2010
who carry this blind and at the same time deaf he-goat enter hia? cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2010
Midget!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by papine(m): 8:11am On Jul 20, 2010
dem still dey were i put dem cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Dyt(f): 8:40am On Jul 20, 2010
pa, pi, ne, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:59pm On Jul 21, 2010
A young woman was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and she asked her blonde
friend what the dog's names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 4:21pm On Jul 21, 2010
tight! grin cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2010
^^What's that? The brain in ur head? I thought it was loose fitting?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:50am On Jul 22, 2010
One day three monks were told by the minister that today
was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end
of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.

The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they
went off into the city. At the end of the day the three
monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.

The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did
you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy
water".

The second monk came up and the minister asked the same
question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy
water".

The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and
what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water"
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by romsky: 10:12am On Jul 22, 2010
hmmm Ben more elbow to ya grease
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Nice joke Ben - I like them! smiley
dafman10:

Just fnshd laffin wit u ben. U must pay me 4 laffin lol,
romsky:

hmmm Ben more elbow to ya grease

Thanks. . . wink
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by anitabest(f): 9:07am On Jul 23, 2010
lovely.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 4:36pm On Jul 26, 2010
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man!
Love to forgive him.
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by googles: 4:40pm On Jul 26, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Gimme the strength
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 4:42pm On Jul 26, 2010
Hey google missed you. . .let's play on the tatafo thread. kiss
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by skyndyp(f): 4:45pm On Jul 26, 2010
Ben is the bomb wink
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:06am On Jul 29, 2010
thanks. . . wink

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