Ben-10:

One day three monks were told by the minister that today
was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end
of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.

The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they
went off into the city. At the end of the day the three
monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.

The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did
you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy
water".

The second monk came up and the minister asked the same
question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy
water".

The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and
what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now, that is really nasty

Well and truly shocking Ben. . .



**Nice joke sha - come YIM**

^^ No.

Wetin na? - why the face??

D1KeleVra:

Nothing, nobody wants me to tag along with them. . . i'd stroll on my own, no worry

awww c'mon, don't be like that. . .

besides, I don't think Skyndyp would like to share you with anyone else on nland. . .  

the way I see it - you're completely off-limits man  

Ben-10:

Efe, last week there was a virus that nearly killed my system. It has damaged some windows file, so I can't use YIm on this PC. . .

Ben that sounds really bad - looks like you need to update your anti-virus software. . .

But no worries - I understand

who's home??

^^somebody

LEave am jare, he too dey like too ask weird question

lbotus:

^^somebody

wat's gud?

Nuffin

not u

Does it mata

^^hehehee

tayo ma mehn, am gud. how market?

Market dey sell, alaba bois which level

^^ *with thick igbo accent* containers dey come from Thailand

NO na from America *thick hausa accent*

Ben-10:

Efe, last week there was a virus that nearly killed my system. It has damaged some windows file, so I can't use YIm on this PC. . .

Pharoh's advice . . . too much purn is not good for the health of your PC. . What kind of anti-virus do you use?

Why not re-install windows again?

^^hehe

how u take know say na p.or.n im dey look??

Na p.u.r.n i call am oooo

But i know is heavy when it comes to internet use and i know these things are bound to happen because i am one as well.

eh?

wetin u say you be? - Nollywood p.or.n star??

**seasoned or wannabe??**

No way . .don't do that  infact i practice celibacy 

if you say so then

:d ;d