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Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by Silverlight2014: 11:46am On Jul 23, 2016 |
*Read first before u judge me* It's a short story titled *There was an intercourse and an impregnation* this is how they committed the intercourse. When she was mature and fertile for intercourse, the two angry parties sat round a table with some of their family members. After a brief exchange of eyes, they began romancing and an unexpected intercourse began round the table. It was deep and hard to believe. They took turns round the table uniting and holding and hugging themselves. Then an impotent man was found amongst them and was sent away for masturbating. Then everyone was asked not only to kiss on the lips but to kiss passionately from the heart. At the end of it all, she got pregnant and was asked not to abort the baby because the baby is really needed in the family for constant union. End. *Before you judge me, read the translation.* *There was a discussion and it bore healthy fruits* Now read how it happened. Two families have had quarrels for quite a long time but finally the matter was due for discussion. The two oppositions came to a round table for resolution, they came along with some of their family members. After a while of bitterness, they began to deliberate on the bone of contention and an unexpected exchange of similar ideas ensured round the table. It was deeply sudden to believe. They added their opinions from one person to another round the table. In their midst was a man who was making troubles and his ideas and opinions were off the bone of contention. He was sent away. Everyone was asked to be fruitful in their opinion and not to pay just lip services. At the end of the day they resolved the matter and it bore a healthy fruit. They were asked not to do anything that can harm the fruit of peace because peace is really needed in their families. End. Can you see that the devil is a liar? |
Re: Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 23, 2016 |
has anyone finished Reading it? Is it Worth reading? |
Re: Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by TamedWolf90: 11:50am On Jul 23, 2016 |
Estharfabian:
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Re: Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by wordbank(m): 12:05pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
If na exam u for dey chew ur pen. See as u don write nonsense full page |
Re: Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by Sexxkillz: 12:26pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Still can't find what's "funny" about this. |
Re: Funny Act Of Intercourse Translated by Silverlight2014: 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: na me make u dumb? 1 Like |
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