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These Things Baffle Me Sha.. by Tomaxzyn1(m): 2:28pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Y do ppl say "no offense" right b4 dey probably offend u with an insult. e.g No offense, but I hate the way u talk. ------------------ Y are Nigerian new-borns/babies always bouncing sef? e.g she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. ---------------- Y do CAC churches specifically call the name of jesus 3x times b4 the prayer point commences. --------------- Y wud someone come to u wit a gist dat begins wit "guess what!" And the person sharply tels u what'z up without even lettin u do d guess at all..so annoying. ---------------- Y wud I save and trust my moni wit a Nigerian bank and I can't contact their customer care for free. Nonsense. ----------------- Y wud Nigerian parents ask u angrily "are u a fool?" Repeatedly..knowing u dare not answer the question. ----------------- Y do African parents give coded meanings to YES and NO...growing up wit African parents will make one understand dat ur parents cud mean YES when they point-blankly tel u NO, openly...#SoAnnoying. -------------------- Y must catholics hold the crucifix(may or may not be attached to a rosary) of jesus to feel the powerful presence of the lord, yet they agree he's omnipresent ...#NoOffence. -------------------- Y someone wud say her hobby is washing...azzin..were u born in a washing machine?. -------------------- y wud someone claim BLACK as a favorite color..hian..were u delivered in the dark?. ------------------- Y do we humans conclude God is a he(like I did above)..are we even sure?. ------------------ Y is polygamy barbaric to civilization and polyandry is not?. ------------------ Matthew, Mark, Luke and John gave conflicting accounts of the life of jesus christ..but Y was Luke's own the most acceptable? yet 2 were jesus's disciples..I thought the witness shud av the most accurate account. ------------------ Y wud someone begin a statement with "I hate to say this but" when dey av clearly stated their hatred for what dey r abt to say? ..so why stil go ahead and say it..mtcheew.. ------------------ Y wud doctors say "alcohol kills slowly?"...not like alcoholics are in a hurry to die anyways..makes sense for em'. ------------------- Y does the name/title 'errandBOY" never change, no matter the age of the person involved. ------------------- Y is it that the only thing u find worth living for, is the very same thing worth dying for? Really baffles me. ------------------- Y must one make a significant number of enemies in the music business to be considered a dope rapper?. ------------------- Y are hausa lunatics so scarce on the streets? Or northerners don't get mad?. -------------------- Y has it never been recorded in history that an igbo man cut another out of anger, sinx a cutlass is the 1st and only tin dey carry weneva provoked..#NollywoodSaysSo. -------------------- Y do ppl use "just listen to urself" when they want to call u a fool. ---------------- Y steven seagal neva gets a single stain or punch from his opponents in his movies? Abeg I need answers.... 1 Like |
Re: These Things Baffle Me Sha.. by adedayo3193(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
I have the answer Go and ask google |
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