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lost hat by vizion: 10:13am On Nov 25, 2005 |
My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat." |
Re: lost hat by kellorah: 1:32am On Nov 27, 2005 |
lmao |
Re: lost hat by prettyH(f): 1:33am On Nov 27, 2005 |
omg, gosh thats funny |
Re: lost hat by bagoma(f): 4:15pm On Nov 27, 2005 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa....funny. Very funny! Hahaha...... |
Re: lost hat by kpokpoti(m): 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
lol that was funny! |
Re: lost hat by ThugLife1(m): 10:42pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
Re: lost hat by ituen(m): 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: lost hat by Jeovy(m): 12:30pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
good joke |
Re: lost hat by Abbygyal(f): 12:36pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
lol |
Re: lost hat by richo(m): 1:01pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
Re: lost hat by mohawkchic(f): 3:04pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
~LOL |
Re: lost hat by k9ine(m): 6:04pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
I JUST HOPE IT WAS'NT IN THE MINISTER'S BEDROOM. |
Re: lost hat by benjay1(m): 7:14pm On Jul 19, 2008 |
k9ine: Then that will be seious catastrophe |
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