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Subject: ASKING FOR A PAY RAISE

I, Dick Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following Reasons:


1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a very damp environment.
6. I don't get paid overtime.
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
8. I work in high temperatures, and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Mr. Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You cannot work eight ( hours straight.
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and is often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire well before you are sisty-five (65).
9. You are unable to work doubleshifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that was not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious bags.

Sincerely,
Management

Am stil laughing. Cant imagin some1 makin up dis hilarious joke.

VERY FUNNY
ESPECIALLY THE PART OF MR DICK PENIS ENTERING AND EXITING WITH 2 SUSPICIOUS BAGS

Mr. Dick has a good case for a raise, But the management also has good grounds to reject him a raise, Very original and funny i must say,

Nice One, i feel he should get a pay raise u know he does all the work alone , and sometimes he is called off his vacation at short notice and he always performs.