DOUBLE TROUBLE: A man claims to have two
full-functioning joysticks
Snakes and lizards have what is called
hemipenes, which is essentially a two-headed
penis.
Two joysticks might sound pretty wild, but the
deformity does occur in some humans as well.
One man who claims to have two fully-functional
joysticks goes by the name DiphallicDude or
DoubleDickDude – which has morphed into just
DDD online.
He has kept his identity a secret, but it is known
that he is American and in his mid-20s.
Last year he started a AMA (ask me anything) on
Reddit and the revelations of life with two 10-inch
joysticks in shocking to say the least.
On the enlightening feed he reveals that he is an
attractive bisexual who lives in a party.
He has a full-time girlfriend and boyfriend and the
trio enjoy an active sex life.
"I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and
a guy for a while now," he said.
"I call it monogamous because we are exclusive.
She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed
it."
Tripple D, who claims to have had sex with more
than 1,000 partners, also says that straight men
turn bi-curious around him.
And when he ejacultes he shoots 12 times from
both of his working joysticks.
Here DiphallicDude answers some of his most
commonly asked questions.
GETTY
BIG BOY: Triple D claims that both of his dongs
are 10 inches long
1. How did you end up with two joysticks and do
they both work?
"Both are 100% functional. What I was born with
is called Diphallia.
"I did NOT absorb a twin. It's not genetic or
inherited.
"I am bisexual and in a committed relationship
with a man and a woman, but have permission to
stray only with James Franco... wherever he is.
"
2. Are there any possible complications you have
to watch for?
"My prostate gets inflamed if I don't ejaculate
enough.
"I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to
orgasm at least once every day or two days.
"My prostate gets stimulation from both c*** and
creates a lot of seminal fluid.
"So when I ejaculate it has to be squeezed every
few days to get all the excess out otherwise it
feels bloated and painful."
3. Have you ever peed and had both do the forked
stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis,
I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four
streams?
"Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating."
4. Do you have a favourite?
"Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge
against me for it too. lol"
5. Have you ever just surprised a partner with
them? Just for shock value of 'oh, yeah, forgot to
mention I have two wieners'.
"In my teens, yeah. It was priceless."
TROUSER SNAKE: The American lives in a
party with a man and a woman
6. Can one be hard and the other not?
"Always starts that way. Left one starts to get
semi first, then stops at a certain point.
"Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm Hot
enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and
get bigger.
"Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both
been equally hard."
7. Instead of a morning wood, do you get a
morning forest?
Yes, sometimes I wake up and they are both hard.
8. How do women react when they find out?
"Varies from girl to girl.
"Some have been like WOW. Some have been like
THATS FAKE! Some have freaked out like, called
me names.
"Most are pretty curious.
"For the most part, girls were nervous and some
changed their mind at the last minute.
Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always
want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol."
9. When you helicopter, is it really super
impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get
in the way?
"Lol if I'm totally soft, it's impressive. Getting
them to go different directions, thats something
I'd love to be able to do, but can't
so, what do y'all think? Blessing or curse
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/453591/Man-two-joysticks-sex-bisexual-answers-questions

No pishure

sinaj:
No pishure

Guy's all talk..
I'll show you

Everyone viewed this for the pics. So where on earth are they

Beemhan:
DOUBLE TROUBLE: A man claims to have two
full-functioning joysticks
Snakes and lizards have what is called
hemipenes, which is essentially a two-headed
penis.
Two joysticks might sound pretty wild, but the
deformity does occur in some humans as well.
One man who claims to have two fully-functional
joysticks goes by the name DiphallicDude or
DoubleDickDude – which has morphed into just
DDD online.
He has kept his identity a secret, but it is known
that he is American and in his mid-20s.
Last year he started a AMA (ask me anything) on
Reddit and the revelations of life with two 10-inch
joysticks in shocking to say the least.
On the enlightening feed he reveals that he is an
attractive bisexual who lives in a party.
He has a full-time girlfriend and boyfriend and the
trio enjoy an active sex life.
"I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and
a guy for a while now," he said.
"I call it monogamous because we are exclusive.
She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed
it."
Tripple D, who claims to have had sex with more
than 1,000 partners, also says that straight men
turn bi-curious around him.
And when he ejacultes he shoots 12 times from
both of his working joysticks.
Here DiphallicDude answers some of his most
commonly asked questions.
GETTY
BIG BOY: Triple D claims that both of his dongs
are 10 inches long
1. How did you end up with two joysticks and do
they both work?
"Both are 100% functional. What I was born with
is called Diphallia.
"I did NOT absorb a twin. It's not genetic or
inherited.
"I am bisexual and in a committed relationship
with a man and a woman, but have permission to
stray only with James Franco... wherever he is.
"
2. Are there any possible complications you have
to watch for?
"My prostate gets inflamed if I don't ejaculate
enough.
"I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to
orgasm at least once every day or two days.
"My prostate gets stimulation from both c*** and
creates a lot of seminal fluid.
"So when I ejaculate it has to be squeezed every
few days to get all the excess out otherwise it
feels bloated and painful."
3. Have you ever peed and had both do the forked
stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis,
I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four
streams?
"Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating."
4. Do you have a favourite?
"Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge
against me for it too. lol"
5. Have you ever just surprised a partner with
them? Just for shock value of 'oh, yeah, forgot to
mention I have two wieners'.
"In my teens, yeah. It was priceless."
TROUSER SNAKE: The American lives in a
party with a man and a woman
6. Can one be hard and the other not?
"Always starts that way. Left one starts to get
semi first, then stops at a certain point.
"Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm Hot
enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and
get bigger.
"Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both
been equally hard."
7. Instead of a morning wood, do you get a
morning forest?
Yes, sometimes I wake up and they are both hard.
8. How do women react when they find out?
"Varies from girl to girl.
"Some have been like WOW. Some have been like
THATS FAKE! Some have freaked out like, called
me names.
"Most are pretty curious.
"For the most part, girls were nervous and some
changed their mind at the last minute.
Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always
want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol."
9. When you helicopter, is it really super
impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get
in the way?
"Lol if I'm totally soft, it's impressive. Getting
them to go different directions, thats something
I'd love to be able to do, but can't
so, what do y'all think? Blessing or curse
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/453591/Man-two-joysticks-sex-bisexual-answers-questions

..guys on nairaland look foward to pictures of sexxxxxy females... But instead..u r exicted about man wit 2priiiccck...bro..kindly shift yor gatapolalick shanqin thread to yahoogay.com!!((no oofense))

MrCork:



..guys on nairaland look foward to pictures of sexxxxxy females... But instead..u r exicted about man wit 2priiiccck...bro..kindly shift yor gatapolalick shanqin thread to yahoogay.com!!((no oofense))

calm down bro, even a ten-yr-old would understand that this has got nothing to do with homosexuality, if u think it does kindly pass pls. btw, homophobia will do u no gud

Beemhan:

calm down bro, even a ten-yr-old would understand that this has got nothing to do with homosexuality, if u think it does kindly pass pls. btw, homophobia will do u no gud

..nairaland is stricltly for chason females and we hate u gay people on this site....if man wit 2 priiiick is the only passssion u have then find a gay web sight..u r gay and we don't want u people hear...NE VER!!!((no oofense))

Pictures or

MrCork:



..nairaland is stricltly for chason females and we hate u gay people on this site....if man wit 2 priiiick is the only passssion u have then find a gay web sight..u r gay and we don't want u people hear...NE VER!!!((no oofense))

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