It happens to most of us, or atleast it will someday. That horror and weird feeling you get when you realise that the sms, or whatsapp message containing crazy and freaky content meant for bae or boo was mistakenly sent to dad or mum or uncle or older brother or even the pastor. Well, it was 2011 and i had this bae i was crazy about. She was so beautiful and drop-dead sexy. I couldn't get enough of her. One day my folks travelled and left me home alone. She came over and we did what grown folks do. When she left, i couldn't stop thinking of her so i decided to text her. I picked up my phone and drafted the most detailed and explicit text i've ever written. I can remember explaining how good it feels when the veins on my D r brushing against the walls of her P, and how i liked the expression on her face when she cums. I sent the sms expecting a naughty reply. when it didn't come, i picked my to see if it delivered. To my horror, i had sent it to my uncle instead of bae. I almost had a heart attack

I didn't know what to do for like an hour. i called his number meaning to lie and all that. He picked, told me he was busy and hung up. Luckily for me, he never brought it up or ask me about it. My people share urs abeg


lalasticlala

You are soo sexxy... To a religious chat group.

Here to read comment. Following like Twitter

Too embarrasing, i cant talk

I love u

Sirpluv:
Too embarrasing, i cant talk

sirplus tell us na. biko

Fabulocity:
Hehehhehe Here to read comments

Tell us ur own na. pls

The text i sent to my aunt instead of my uncle.
I wrote: "Happy New Month, Sir"

I mistakenly sent "baby i love you so so much and not even my mum nor dad can seperate us" to my dad.

To my dad(Aadad) instead of my girlfriend(Aamanda):

"You were so sexy today, let's do that some other time"

Come see advice that night.

Hmm... Mine wasn't really send yet, was about to send it when dad all of a sudden came into my room and found my super constructed love letter...

WTF! I was fear gripped but surprisingly, dad was rather captivated by my maneuver of words.... ... mehn...

Lol this one time, I sent baby I want milk to one stalker, it was meant for my bf so crazy

e be like say u day craze...
to my project supervisor
my heart stopped almost immediately, come see begging

Thank goodness whatsapp now shows the name of the contact you're sending media to on the confirmation screen smh

as a choir master then i sent to a brother 'how are you doing swedy'


the brother knowing me as a funny guy thought it was one of my mumu messages and replied 'YOU deh craze' i checked as was like wtf, as a sharp guy flowed immidietly.

sod09:
e be like say u day craze...
to my project supervisor
my heart stopped almost immediately, come see begging

LOL. thank God for ur life

photoshoot:
To my dad(Aadad) instead of my girlfriend(Aamanda):

"You were so sexy today, let's do that some other time"

Come see advice that night.

Hehehe...

superstarDikk:
sirplus tell us na. biko

It was a chat, wrong message to dad
i later had to abandon the account and claimed it was hacked!

eheheh
BUT DAD STILL THINKS THERE'S A NUT LOOSE IN MY HEAD UPTIL TODAY

superstarDikk:
It happens to most of us, or atleast it will someday. That horror and weird feeling you get when you realise that the sms, or whatsapp message containing crazy and freaky content meant for bae or boo was mistakenly sent to dad or mum or uncle or older brother or even the pastor. Well, it was 2011 and i had this bae i was crazy about. She was so beautiful and drop-dead sexy. I couldn't get enough of her. One day my folks travelled and left me home alone. She came over and we did what grown folks do. When she left, i couldn't stop thinking of her so i decided to text her. I picked up my phone and drafted the most detailed and explicit text i've ever written. I can remember explaining how good it feels when the veins on my D r brushing against the walls of her P, and how i liked the expression on her face when she cums. I sent the sms expecting a naughty reply. when it didn't come, i picked to my to see if it delivered. To my horror, i sent it to my uncle instead of bae. I almost had a heart attack

..you don't have scjkooool homework? (No oofense)

When i was younger, me a G wanted to ball out, but, all of a sudden my pops-man just showed up stopped me from going, gave me one stoopid work to do and started sending me message anyhow.

I begin para. I use my last N100 buy card, my text; "Guy no vex say dah guy no gree me cum, im just dey do like say im smart, dey snd me errand anyhw like say i be small pikin. Honestly if no b say im dey pay my sch fees & some other stuffs, i for don put 'otapia-pia' for him food, becus the guy dey do like rat in my life... Hwfar the party go? i know say u dey destroy punnas.. TERMINATOR"

My nigg later called.
Ekukumeme: howfar na?
ME: guy i dey o. You see my text? Hw the party go na?
Ekukumeme: i no see any text o. My guy the ball tight die! sandra & temisa find u tire. This kind tin na 1ce a life time o. haha
ME: chai, na dah guy jus scatter evrything. I send u text na u no c am?
Ekukumeme: no atal, enter whatsapp no time.

I sleep for inside church for two days.
Uptill now my popsy still dey call me higherkiller.

dat was in 2014.....I mistakenly sent "my baby I had a nice time at ur place today,and u kiss better dan my ex.Hope we will see tomorrow,i love u" to my mom. I didn't even know I sent it to her until she came home


when she came home she started shouting and crying and telling my dad dat I have killed her

dat I have started sleeping with guys and dat if I should get pregnant she will go and drop me in d village with my grandma


ahhh my mother sha

I sent 'baby I'm pregnant 'to dad instead of boo...




come n see beatings...lol




















that was a joke,never sent msg to a wrong number before.

MrCork:



..you don't have scjkooool homework? (No oofense)

lol.. i was waiting for admission

Gat none,i'm always careful....... I'll just follow so as to read comments. keep them coming.

Sent my mum....The bitch is a LovePeddler! Can't even get down with her .....I still the suspect the girl in picture is a real witch- a grandwitch!.

Mumcee still has the piercing talk concerning it.

Chatting with two baes at the same time, the first one came earlier that day and we did the do. The other was still forming hard to get and would not come visit me. That's how I sent "baby, you are the best I've ever had and looking forward to another day" to the second one instead of the first one. Thats how I lost the second one ooo, even though I told every lie I've learnt since birth.

I mistakenly sent Happy new month message to my class teacher then Instead of a crush back then..
The man was very nice with me then till he left our school, But Actually I copied the text online. Via google because I wanted to avoid bluners..

I never had d experience

Ikpewe:
I mistakenly sent "baby i love you so so much and not even my mum nor dad can seperate us" to my dad.

Gobe.........

sod09:
e be like say u day craze...
to my project supervisor
my heart stopped almost immediately, come see begging

hope he didn't fail u sha