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The Product That Will Solve All Of Man’s Problems by ifeben(m): 2:01am On Aug 23, 2016
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Re: The Product That Will Solve All Of Man’s Problems by oaroloye(m): 12:01pm On Aug 23, 2016
ifeben:
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SHALOM!

I personally despise people who post links, and say: "GO AND SEE!" without telling people what is actually there.

There are people who get paid for people clicking on their links.

They get disqualified for using such methods, only if their sponsors find out.

Then there are those who do not know what they are talking about.

Just plain stupid.

This is as idiotic a webpage as I have ever seen.

(These quotes are, of course, from the website linked.)

God is a businessman.

Everybody tries to understand God to the best of their ability.

Sometimes they have good insights- others are... not so good.

"God is a Businessman" is an analogy.

But if we are going to call God that, we must be SELF-CONSISTENT.

. LUKE 16:1-15.

AND he said also unto his Disciples,
"There was a certain rich man,
which had a steward;
and the same was accused unto him
that he had wasted his goods."
2. "And he called him, and said unto him,


'HOW IS IT THAT I HEAR THIS OF THEE?
GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF THY STEWARDSHIP;
FOR THOU MAYEST BE NO LONGER STEWARD.'


3. "Then the steward said within himself,

'WHAT SHALL I DO?
FOR MY LORD TAKETH AWAY FROM ME THE STEWARDSHIP:
I CANNOT DIG; TO BEG I AM ASHAMED.
4. 'I AM RESOLVED WHAT TO DO,
THAT, WHEN I AM PUT OUT OF THE STEWARDSHIP,
THEY MAY RECEIVE ME INTO THEIR HOUSES.'


5. "So he called every one of his lord's debtors unto him,
and said unto the first,


'HOW MUCH OWEST THOU UNTO MY LORD?'

6. "And he said,

'AN HUNDRED MEASURES OF OIL.'

And he said unto him,

'TAKE THY BILL,
AND SIT DOWN QUICKLY,
AND WRITE FIFTY.'


7. "Then said he to another,

'AND HOW MUCH OWEST THOU?'

And he said,

'AN HUNDRED MEASURES OF WHEAT.'

And he said unto him,

'TAKE THY BILL,
AND WRITE FOURSCORE.'


8. "And the lord commended the Unjust Steward,
because he had done wisely:
for the Children of This World are in their Generation
wiser than the Children of Light."
9. "And I say unto you,


'MAKE TO YOURSELVES FRIENDS
OF THE MAMMON OF UNRIGHTEOUSNESS;
THAT, WHEN YE FAIL,
THEY MAY RECEIVE YOU INTO
EVERLASTING HABITATIONS.'


10. "He that is faithful in that which is least
is faithful also in much:
and he that is unjust in the least is unjust also in much.
11. "If therefore ye have not been faithful
in the Unrighteous Mammon,
who will commit to your trust the True Riches?
12. "And if ye have not been faithful
in that which is another man's,
who shall give you that which is your own?
13. "No servant can serve two masters:
for either he will hate the one,
and love the other;
or else he will hold to the one,
and despise the other.
Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
14. "And the Pharisees also, who were covetous,
heard all these things: and they derided him."
15. And he said unto them,
"Ye are they which justify yourselves before men;
but God knoweth your hearts:
for that which is highly esteemed among men
is Abomination in The Sight of God."


IF WE LIKEN GOD TO A "BUSINESSMAN," THESE ARE THE RULES.

Do you recognize those Rules?

Sir: I do not think that you do.

Jesus is the product and the believers are the marketers.

THIS IS A DISGUSTING ANALOGY.

Does it seem that way to YOU, or is it just ME?

If I have this wrong, please tell me now.

If we argue that the relationship between YAHWEH GOD: THE FATHER and YAHSHUA: The Son of God is that of BUSINESSMAN and PRODUCT, that makes Yahshua a THING in relation to God.

We could make a case for that.

Yahshua is believed to be the Ha'Mishach- the Messiah- THAT is NONE of our business to SAY.

We can argue that Yahshua was a TOOL or WEAPON of God, created for a specific purpose- namely THE GOSPEL.

We can argue that YAHSHUA is a PRODUCT.

HOWEVER, WHEN WE FACTOR IN THAT THE BELIEVERS MARKET THE PRODUCT, THE ANALOGY DEVELOPS FOUR FLAT TYRES AND A K-LEG.

If YAHSHUA is merely a PRODUCT which Believers MARKET, HOW can HE tell us what to do with our lives?

. MATTHEW 7:21-29.

21. "Not every one that saith unto me, 'Lord, Lord,'
shall enter into The Kingdom of Heaven;
but he that doeth The Will of my Father
Which is in Heaven.
22. "Many will say to me in That Day,


'LORD, LORD, HAVE WE NOT
PROPHESIED IN THY NAME?
AND IN THY NAME
HAVE CAST OUT DEVILS?
AND IN THY NAME
DONE MANY WONDERFUL WORKS?'


23. "And then will I profess unto them,

'I NEVER KNEW YOU:
DEPART FROM ME,
YE THAT WORK INIQUITY.'


24. "Therefore whosoever heareth
these Sayings of mine,
and doeth them,
I will liken him unto a Wise Man,
which built his House upon a Rock:
25. "And the rain descended,
and the floods came,
and the winds blew, and beat upon that House;
and it Fell not:
for it was founded upon a Rock.
26. "And every one that heareth
these Sayings of mine,
and doeth them not,
shall be likened unto a Foolish Man,
which built his house upon the Sand:
27. "And the rain descended,
and the floods came,
and the winds blew,
and beat upon that House;
and it Fell:
and Great was The Fall of it."
28. And it came to pass,
when Jesus had ended these Sayings,
the People were astonished at his Doctrine:
29. For he Taught them as One having Authority,
and not as the scribes.


THE PEOPLE WHO BOASTED OF THEIR GOOD WORKS IN YAHSHUA'S NAME SURELY THOUGHT OF HIM AS A "PRODUCT," WHO HAD NO SAY IN HOW THEY LIVED THEIR LIVES BETWEEN WORKS!

A "product" cannot say to its "MARKETERS:"

. MATTHEW 23:8-10.

8. "But be not ye called 'Rabbi:'
for one is your Master, even Christ;
and all ye are Brethren.
9. "And call no man your father upon the Earth:
for one is your Father, Which is in Heaven.
10. "Neither be ye called masters:
for one is your Master, even Christ.


. JOHN 13:13.

13. "Ye call me 'Master' and 'Lord:'
and ye say well; for so I am.”


. JOHN 14:15.

15. "If ye love me, keep my Commandments."

HOW CAN A "PRODUCT" BE THE "MASTER" OR "LORD" OF ITS MARKETERS?

What are we talking about here- GUINNESS EXTRA STOUT?

So believers lets keep on marketing this product as it’s is the only solution to man’s problems.

WHEN YOU ARE MARKETING A "PRODUCT," NOTHING MATTERS, EXCEPT SELLING YOUR PRODUCT.

If your customers are dissatisfied, and want REFUNDS- that is a problem for another day- that can be negotiated, that can be denied.

Therefore, the "marketer" does ANYTHING NECESSARY to get customers to BUY THE PRODUCT- including DISSEMBLING, EXAGGERATING, UNDERSTATING, and LYING.

MAN HAS MANY PROBLEMS AND YAHSHUA CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THE SOLUTION TO MANY OF THEM.

For a person to BELIEVE that Yahshua can POSSIBLY be the Solution to EVERY Problem, they must be EXTREMELY STUPID!

. LUKE 12:13-15.

13. And one of the company said unto him,
"Master, speak to my brother,
that he divide the inheritance with me."
14. And he said unto him,
"Man, who made me a Judge or a Divider over you?"
15. And he said unto them,
"Take heed, and beware of Covetousness:
for a man's life consisteth not
in the abundance of the things
which he possesseth."


YAHSHUA COULD NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF THE BROTHER WHO REFUSED TO SHARE THE INHERITANCE.

He SAID that it was NOT his mandate.

. MATTHEW 5:38-41.

38. "Ye have heard that it hath been said,

'AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH:'


39. "But I say unto you,

'THAT YE RESIST NOT EVIL:
BUT WHOSOEVER SHALL SMITE THEE
ON THY RIGHT CHEEK,
TURN TO HIM THE OTHER ALSO.'


40. "And if any man
will sue thee at the Law,
and take away thy coat,
let him have thy cloak also.
41. "And whosoever shall
compel thee to go a mile,
go with him twain."


YAHSHUA HAD NO SOLUTION FOR PEOPLE WHO ABUSE GOOD NATURE.

THE WORLD defines "SOLUTIONS" as "TITS-FOR-EVERY-TAT."

That is not how YAHSHUA defined a Solution.

He Commanded his Disciples NOT to RETALIATE, nor PROTECT oneself.

He Commanded his Disciples NOT to resist "EVIL" (i.e. "MISFORTUNE).

He Commanded his Disciples to GIVE UP THEIR STUFF to whosoever ASKED for it, and NOT ask for it back.

WHEN "JESUS" IS "MARKETED" AS A "PRODUCT," IT IS OF CRUCIAL IMPORTANCE THAT THEY NOT BE TOLD THAT THEY WILL LOSE THE RIGHT TO USE MANY OF THE SOLUTIONS THE WORLD USES.

Jesus is the ultimate product, with uncountable benefits, no side effects

NO SIDE-EFFECTS?

This is the sort of LIES people tell, when they market PRODUCTS.

. PROVERBS 26:24-28.

24. He that hateth dissembleth with his lips,
and layeth up deceit within him;
25. When he speaketh fair, believe him not:
for there are seven abominations in his heart.
26. Whose hatred is covered by deceit,
his wickedness shall be shewed
before the whole Congregation.
27. Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein:
and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.
28. A lying tongue hateth those that are afflicted by it;
and a flattering mouth worketh ruin.


TO BE A "GOOD" MARKETER, IT IS IMPORTANT TO "NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR CUSTOMER."

Their job is to IMPOSE THE PRODUCT UPON THEM.

If they are RUINED in the process, it is NOT THEIR PROBLEM.

Re: The Product That Will Solve All Of Man’s Problems by Nobody: 12:17pm On Aug 23, 2016
oaroloye, the poster above got me laughing grin
You've saved 3,041,250 nairalanders the trouble of clicking on that link.
Ironically, you've robbed the poor OP of a possible 3,041,249 visits to his blog. cry

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Re: The Product That Will Solve All Of Man’s Problems by oaroloye(m): 6:41pm On Aug 23, 2016
Here are some of the SIDE-EFFECTS of the "YAHSHUA PRODUCT."

. MATTHEW 5:10-13.

10. "Blessed are they which are persecuted
for righteousness' sake:
for theirs is The Kingdom of Heaven.
11. "Blessed are ye, when men
shall revile you, and persecute you,
and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely,
for my sake.
12. "Rejoice, and be exceeding glad:
for Great is your Reward in Heaven:
for so persecuted they the Prophets
which were before you.
13. "Ye are the Salt of the Earth:
but if the salt have lost his savour,
wherewith shall it be salted?
it is thenceforth good for nothing,
but to be cast out,
and to be trodden under foot of men."


. MATTHEW 19:16-21.

16. And, behold, one came and said unto him,
"Good Master, what good thing shall I do,
that I may have Eternal Life?"
17. And he said unto him,
"Why callest thou me good?
there is none good but One, That is, God:
but if thou wilt enter into Life,
keep The Commandments."
18. He saith unto him,
"Which?"
Jesus said,


" 'THOU SHALT DO NO MURDER,
'THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY,
'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL,
'THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS,
19. " 'HONOUR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER:
AND, 'THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF.' "


20. The young man saith unto him,
"All these things have I kept from my youth up:
what lack I yet?"
21. Jesus said unto him,
"If thou wilt be Perfect,
go and sell that thou hast,
and give to the poor,
and thou shalt have Treasure in Heaven:
and come and follow me."


(Reading from the label of a Prescription Drug container):

"SIDE-EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: DIZZINESS, NAUSEA, VOMITING, IMPAIRED VISION, DIARRHEA....

These 'ain't "SIDE" Effects! These are the bloody EFFECTS, mate!" - David Icke.

SIDE-EFFECTS OF THE "YAHSHUA PRODUCT" WILL (NOT "MAY," INCLUDE: PERSECUTION, FALSE ACCUSATION, REVILING, AND SURRENDER OF ALL PERSONAL PROPERTY....!

. LUKE 9:57-62.

57. And it came to pass, that, as they went in the way,
a certain man said unto him,
"Lord, I will follow thee whithersoever thou goest."
58. And Jesus said unto him,
"Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests;
but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head."
59. And he said unto another,
"Follow me."
But he said,
"Lord, suffer me first
to go and bury my father."
60. Jesus said unto him,
"Let the dead bury their dead:
but go thou and preach The Kingdom of God."
61. And another also said,
"Lord, I will follow thee;
but let me first go bid them farewell,
which are at home at my house."
62. And Jesus said unto him,
"No man, having put his hand to the plough,
and looking back,
is fit for The Kingdom of God."


"YOU WILL LOSE YOUR LIBERTY!" - Donald Rumsfeld on the PATRIOT ACT, implemented after the 9/11 FALSE-FLAG ATTACK.

and shockingly its free. So my dear people, receive Jesus into your life today, it is free and you
have got nothing to loose by accepting Him.

IS THAT WHAT YAHSHUA SAID ABOUT THOSE WHO ACCEPT HIM?

. LUKE 14:25-34.

25. And there went great multitudes with him:
and he turned, and said unto them,
26. "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother,
and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters,
yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my Disciple.
27. "And whosoever doth not bear his cross,
and come after me, cannot be my Disciple.
28. "For which of you, intending to build a tower,
sitteth not down first, and counteth the cost,
whether he have sufficient to finish it?
29. "Lest haply, after he hath laid the Foundation,
and is not able to finish it, all that behold it begin to mock him,
30. "Saying,


'THIS MAN BEGAN TO BUILD,
AND WAS NOT ABLE TO FINISH.'


31. "Or what king, going to make war against another king,
sitteth not down first, and consulteth whether he be able
with ten thousand to meet him that cometh against him
with twenty thousand?
32. "Or else, while the other is yet a great way off,
he sendeth an ambassage, and desireth conditions of peace.
33. "So likewise, whosoever he be of you
that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my Disciple.
34. "Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour,
wherewith shall it be seasoned?
35. "It is neither fit for the land, nor yet for the dunghill;
but men cast it out.
He that hath ears to hear,
let him hear."


GET THIS STRAIGHT: ACCEPTING YAHSHUA COSTS EVERYTHING.

If you think you or someone should have "JESUS," and he has not cost EVERYTHING- that was a FAKE "JESUS."

Jesus said in John that He is the only way to the father. So without Jesus a man cannot have fellowship with God.

If you had Fellowship with God, you could not tell these HORRIBLE LIES in his Name.

God will not send people to hell because they did right or wrong, he will only send people who did not believe in Jesus to hell.


BULLSHIT!

YAHSHUA WILL SEND PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IN HIM TO HELL.

He said so, himself:

. MATTHEW 25:41-46.

41. "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand,

'DEPART FROM ME,
YE CURSED,
INTO EVERLASTING FIRE,
PREPARED FOR THE DEVIL
AND HIS ANGELS:
42. 'FOR I WAS AN HUNGRED,
AND YE GAVE ME NO MEAT:
I WAS THIRSTY,
AND YE GAVE ME NO DRINK:
43. 'I WAS A STRANGER,
AND YE TOOK ME NOT IN:
NAKED, AND YE CLOTHED ME NOT:
SICK, AND IN PRISON,
AND YE VISITED ME NOT.'


44. "Then shall they also answer him, saying,

'LORD, WHEN SAW WE THEE AN HUNGRED,
OR ATHIRST, OR A STRANGER,
OR NAKED, OR SICK, OR IN PRISON,
AND DID NOT MINISTER UNTO THEE?'


45. "Then shall he answer them, saying,

'Verily I say unto you,

"INASMUCH AS YE DID IT NOT
TO ONE OF THE LEAST OF THESE,
YE DID IT NOT TO ME." '


46. "And these shall go away
into Everlasting Punishment:
but the Righteous into Life Eternal."


THESE WERE "CHRISTIANS," WHO BELIEVED IN YAHSHUA- BUT HE REJECTED THEM- FOR REASONS THAT HE SPECIFIED.

Therefore, if anyone promises that "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE!" they are LYING to you.

That is why John 3:16. Says ” for God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son(the product), that whosoever believeth in him(gets the products and uses it) will not perish but have everlasting life”.

Actually, JOHN 3:16 has nothing to do with the enormous LIE that you just told.

JOHN 3:16 does NOT say that WHOSOEVER believes in Yahshua WILL have Everlasting Life.

It is the INTENTION of GOD in sending Yahshua that everyone who believes in Yahshua should have Everlasting Life- but THAT cannot happen.

YAHSHUA said that there is ONE CONDITION.

. LUKE 6:46-49.

46. "And why call ye me, 'Lord, Lord,'
and do not the things which I say?
47. "Whosoever cometh to me,
and heareth my sayings, and doeth them,
I will shew you to whom he is like:
48. "He is like a man which built an house,
and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock:
and when the flood arose, the stream
beat vehemently upon that house,
and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock.
49. "But he that heareth, and doeth not,
is like a man that without a foundation
built an house upon the earth;
against which the stream did beat vehemently,
and immediately it fell;
and the ruin of that house was great."


DURING THE 19TH CENTURY, THE AMERICAN EVANGELIST DWIGHT LYMAN MOODY popularized the LIE that GOD LOVES SINNERS.

[See my Blog: THE DWIGHT L. MOODY HERESY.]

Christ is the only solution.

SOLUTION TO WHAT?

Why could you not give practical examples of how "JESUS" is the Solution to everyday problems?

God’s wish is that we all should be saved. But its a choice to be saved because God will not force His salvation, love or will on you. He is such a loving God to have given everyone freewill to choose.

FAKE CHRISTIANS never define what The Bible means by "LOVE."

It means: THE KEEPING OF GOD'S COMMANDMENTS.

. 1st JOHN 5:1-5.

WHOSOEVER believeth that Jesus is the Christ is Born of God:
and every one that loveth Him that begat
loveth him also that is begotten of him.
2. By this we know that we love The Children of God,
"When we love God, and keep His Commandments."
3. For THIS is The Love of God,


"THAT WE KEEP HIS COMMANDMENTS:"

and His Commandments are not grievous.
4. For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the World:
and this is The Victory that overcometh the World,
"Even our Faith."
5. Who is he that overcometh the World,
but he that believeth that Jesus is The Son of God?


THERE WERE TWELVE ANCIENT GREEK WORDS WHICH THE CRUDE OYINBO BARBARIANS TRANSLATED "LOVE."

The one which SINNERS and HYPOCRITES mean by "LOVE:" EROS- Romantic Love- is not in The New Testament.

[See my Blog: "LOVE:" EXPLANATION AND DISAMBIGUATION.]

JESUS is the ultimate product, tested and trusted that will bring you peace, joy, happiness, victory and every good thing you can think of. He is also the guarantee for eternal life.

love you all but God loves you more.

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If you had YAHSHUA, you would know that GOD DOES NOT LOVE EVERYONE.

. JOHN 14:21-27.

21. "He that hath my Commandments, and keepeth them,
he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me
shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him,
and will manifest myself to him."
22. Judas saith unto him, not Iscariot,
"Lord, how is it that thou wilt manifest thyself unto us,
and not unto the World?"
23. Jesus answered and said unto him,
"If a man love me, he will keep my words:
and my Father will love him,
and we will come unto him,
and make our abode with him.
24. "He that loveth me not keepeth not my Sayings:
and the Word which ye hear is not mine,
but The Father's which sent me.
25. "These things have I spoken unto you,
being (yet) present with you.
26. "But The Comforter, (which is) The Holy Ghost,
Whom The Father will send in my Name,
He shall teach you all things,
and bring all things to your remembrance,
whatsoever I have said unto you.
27. "Peace I leave with you,
my Peace I give unto you:
not as the World giveth,
give I unto you.
Let not your heart be troubled,
neither let it be afraid."


YAHWEH GOD ONLY LOVES THOSE WHO LOVE HIS SON.
Re: The Product That Will Solve All Of Man’s Problems by ifeben(m): 7:13pm On Aug 23, 2016
See gentleman, that you are persecuted for righteousness sake is not a side effect to believing in Jesus. Yes there will be trials and temptations but its all for the building of our faith.. Am not likening Jesus to a thing. Its an analogy used for people to understand the more what the gospel is all about. When we preach the gospel, we talk about Jesus. That makes evangelism sought of an easier activity for believers to talk about.. God is a businessman as you can see from scriptures,. He wants increase in what so ever He does. When he created Adam and eve and they disobeyed, God sent Jesus to salvage His investment.. God will never lose, 2cor 5, says that God has committed into our hands the ministry of reconciliation, to tell the lost about Jesus and the love the father has showed on everyone. God is no longer imputing our sins against us, but has given us Jesus to help us out of our troubles. Its just an analogy to help a lot of people come to Christ...arguing about it will only send a wrong message of divisiion in the body of Christ..

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