kennynikky:
located whr?

golddust6000:
Today is World Penis Day....Funny but Educative.....

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?

Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.

1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves.
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it.

5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Now that I've educated. you, share this fun.

Happy penis day

Glocee:
Wow! My first time of making it to here even with my atachiri phone. Today is my birthday! Please show me some love!

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

aniteze:

Congratulations Dear. Once again happy birthday.

Glocee:
Ph

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

BlackSeptember:
Who go sack basketmouth


Self employment is the best

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

Freakypinky:
Following a recent faceoff between the duo, Daddy freeze recently posted an old picture of him pecking and Basketmouths wife on Instagram with a comment alleging that her skin tone had changed due to her use of bleaching creams.

This did not go down well with a lot of people including Basketmouths fans so the news about Daddy Freeze getting fired by his boss for being absent from a meeting did not come as a surprise.

So Basketmouth took time out to share this video with his fans while most of them for the idea behind the joke.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZnLkubV8w

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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJoIB57BO8k/

Glocee:
Wow! My first time of making it to here even with my atachiri phone. Today is my birthday! Please show me some love!

Glocee:
Wow! My first time of making it to here even with my atachiri phone. Today is my birthday! Please show me some love!

donbenedict:
First to do no dey pain.

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

RonnieX:

Happy bday girl.. small word indeed. might be wondering who dis is.. wld send you a pm

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

eminikansoso:
Both of you are wrong.
Basketmouth have forgotten that during his jokes, he too might have stepped on other peoples' toes without knowing.

wildchild1:
Freeze will definitely get a Job with another radio station with bigger pay, he's a Radio big... only Olisa and IK are bigger than him in their industry

Glocee:
Wow! My first time of making it to here even with my atachiri phone. Today is my birthday! Please show me some love!

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha

uyi26:
Freeze might be a nuisance sometimes but that's not a enough to rejoice over that he was sacked. For crying out loud this guy just lost his source of livelihood.

donbenedict:
First to do no dey pain.