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| Heaven's New Call Center by v3: 10:16am On Oct 09, 2009 |
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail service in Heaven? Imagine calling and hearing the following: Thank you for calling heaven : Press 1 "Hausa" Press 2 "Yoruba" Press 3 "Igbo" Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for "prayer request" Press 2 for "thanksgiving" Press 3 for "complaints" Press 0 "To speak with God" I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are seriously busy helping sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us,Please hold for the next available Angel. . . God be with you as you repent. . . |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by bydot1(m): 10:26am On Oct 09, 2009 |
E no go be smal tin o Yoruba man go like press 3 n complain why GOD no let IYA SIKIRA die on time make them arrange aso ebi, hausa man go like press 2 cuz d cow available dey okay wit am Nddiigbo man go like press d 0 button make him and GOD negotiate.  |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by v3: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2009 |
e be like say u be igbo man!. .  |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by bydot1(m): 10:37am On Oct 09, 2009 |
Eayah poor dude, u got it all wrong |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by v3: 10:38am On Oct 09, 2009 |
ehen. . .which 1 u kan be? |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by sylve11: 11:33am On Oct 09, 2009 |
Motorola V3, wetin na?   |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by v3: 11:34am On Oct 09, 2009 |
my flend pick 1 joor. . . |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by surd: 12:21pm On Oct 09, 2009 |
guy hope se no ur heart desire u dey tell us so   e no go bad sha becos i go dey online 24/7 |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by v3: 12:24pm On Oct 09, 2009 |
@surd POSTS : 0 Is ur comment meant to "mean" anyfin! |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by bydot1(m): 3:49am On Oct 10, 2009 |
cuz its pointless |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by Kunbee: 5:32am On Oct 10, 2009 |
Option 2 |
| Re: Heaven's New Call Center by D1KeleVra(m): 9:14am On Oct 10, 2009 |
really?  |
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