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Married Man by r231(m): 2:21pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
A married was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions over-came them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?!" Demanded his wife when he entered the house. The man was suddenly struck with remorse at the way he had betrayed this woman he loved. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary; and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife looked devastated, and glanced down at his shoes. "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" |
Re: Married Man by Realestdude: 9:01pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
;Dnice one |
Re: Married Man by ayourbamie: 10:17pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
Read it on nl sometime ago |
Re: Married Man by Kunbee: 12:40am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Married Man by r231(m): 12:46am On Feb 06, 2010 |
na wa o |
Re: Married Man by Kunbee: 1:11am On Feb 06, 2010 |
That |
Re: Married Man by r231(m): 11:15pm On Feb 06, 2010 |
hmmmm |
Re: Married Man by Kunbee: 12:44am On Feb 07, 2010 |
Good |
Re: Married Man by Lolajoy(f): 12:57pm On Feb 07, 2010 |
Nice joke |
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