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Motivational Thinking by Prada(f): 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys But worst of all... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!! Have a good lay, I mean day!!!!! |
Re: Motivational Thinking by nike4luv(f): 10:58pm On Nov 28, 2005 |
Re: Motivational Thinking by hotangel2(f): 8:05am On Nov 30, 2005 |
Re: Motivational Thinking by Oracle(m): 2:54am On Jul 30, 2007 |
Thatz not bad |
Re: Motivational Thinking by tripplea27(m): 4:01am On Aug 24, 2007 |
this one na correct one on my guy |
Re: Motivational Thinking by rasulua(m): 9:05am On Aug 24, 2007 |
Wel mayb its my mind tinkin dirty am seeing it in a dirty way plz read it again in a dirty way posters |
Re: Motivational Thinking by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
brofa ure wright only one chick sits on da face, but then it enjoys in paradise were it sees both the male and female anatomy wen in the bowel. nice one though hope i aint got a dirty mind |
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