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Motivational Thinking by Prada(f): 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2005
If you think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes four minutes to get hard.

Only two minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys

But worst of all...

The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Have a good lay, I mean day!!!!!
Re: Motivational Thinking by nike4luv(f): 10:58pm On Nov 28, 2005
tongue cheesy
Re: Motivational Thinking by hotangel2(f): 8:05am On Nov 30, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: Motivational Thinking by Oracle(m): 2:54am On Jul 30, 2007
Thatz not bad
Re: Motivational Thinking by tripplea27(m): 4:01am On Aug 24, 2007
this one na correct one on my guy
Re: Motivational Thinking by rasulua(m): 9:05am On Aug 24, 2007
Wel mayb its my mind tinkin dirty am seeing it in a dirty way plz read it again in a dirty way posters
Re: Motivational Thinking by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2007
brofa ure wright grin grin grin only one chick sits on da face,

but then it enjoys in paradise were it sees both the male and female anatomy

wen in the bowel. grin grin grin grin grin grin nice one though cool grin grin

hope i aint got a dirty mind embarassed embarassed

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