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? N Ans by DONFASZY(m): 11:55am On Oct 16, 2009 |
These jokes are sexiest against women but are v funny!!! How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? You made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me, ' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%, It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men, until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. |
Re: ? N Ans by romsky: 12:13pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
i no wan talk b4 dem go call me male chauvinist or a feminist |
Re: ? N Ans by flexystar(f): 4:38pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
u talk or u no talk u are all of the above |
Re: ? N Ans by flexystar(f): 4:48pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
Q: how do u call a don with an ugly face A: Don Faszy |
Re: ? N Ans by romsky: 4:55pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
go sleep |
Re: ? N Ans by DONFASZY(m): 5:02pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
U NO NO ME, DATS Y I PARDON U |
Re: ? N Ans by dani1luv: 5:31pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
You try?@ poster |
Re: ? N Ans by romsky: 5:40pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
wetin he stand trial 4? |
Re: ? N Ans by DONFASZY(m): 5:47pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
@dani1luv i dey fear u o ur warning messages well received with big tnx no 4 my hand o |
Re: ? N Ans by sylve11: 7:56pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
. |
Re: ? N Ans by DONFASZY(m): 11:55am On Oct 20, 2009 |
@flexystar Your sister is so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on the incubator. Your sister's hairstyle is so ugly my cat has coughed up better looking ones. Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won. Your so ugly that they made you the ice hockey goalie so you'd have to wear a mask. Your so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar. Your so ugly that if you threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back. Your clothes are so bad even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them. Your mother is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head so they won't have to see her face. Your girlfriend is so ugly even the garbage collectors won't pick her up. Your so ugly, you shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you. Your so ugly they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight. Your father is so ugly he fell into the Amazon and scared off the piranhas. |
Re: ? N Ans by flexystar(f): 7:31pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
dat was a bunch of nonsense lol do not mention my father in dis case, cus he is a cute guy if u see him u will send ur mother after him REASON: To have a half brother as handsome as he is. |
Re: ? N Ans by flexystar(f): 7:34pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
as for my girlfriend if u see her ur d***ck will erect for d rest of its life REASON: When u remember her |
Re: ? N Ans by DONFASZY(m): 2:38pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
@flexystar its all joke, come on, i like u, talk ur own lets chat from here |
Re: ? N Ans by studio43(m): 3:15pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
Hhmmm but what can i say? |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 4:18pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
direct or indirect toasting |
Re: ? N Ans by donsponky(m): 5:08pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
if na me dem give those yabing ehh i for go hang myself |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 5:37pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
@donsponky Your sister is so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on the incubator. Your sister's hairstyle is so ugly my cat has coughed up better looking ones. Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won. Your so ugly that they made you the ice hockey goalie so you'd have to wear a mask. Your so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar. Your so ugly that if you threw a boomerang it wouldn't come back. Your clothes are so bad even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them. Your mother is so ugly her tears run down the back of her head so they won't have to see her face. Your girlfriend is so ugly even the garbage collectors won't pick her up. Your so ugly, you shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you. Your so ugly they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight. Your father is so ugly he fell into the Amazon and scared off the piranhas. Oya go hang yourself |
Re: ? N Ans by flexystar(f): 6:12pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
who one commit suicide, i get robe here better still poison or preferable buffer solution. |
Re: ? N Ans by donsponky(m): 2:26pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
same to u |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 11:13am On Dec 05, 2009 |
to who? |
Re: ? N Ans by aristole(m): 4:14pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Rubbish!!! |
Re: ? N Ans by dani1luv: 5:41pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Upon nonsense |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 1:20pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
upon foolish |
Re: ? N Ans by jmkbond(f): 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
under nonsense |
Re: ? N Ans by dani1luv: 7:46pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
rabbish |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 8:40am On Dec 10, 2009 |
madness |
Re: ? N Ans by studio43(m): 10:08am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Shakes head in pity |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 12:41pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
pityin urself, i guess? |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
hey studio, hope u don go check up for wer i show u |
Re: ? N Ans by studio43(m): 5:40am On Dec 11, 2009 |
I dont have any business with you, |
Re: ? N Ans by WafiJoe(m): 12:25pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
hu cares? |
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