1. My friend's father that just came to LAGOS to see his son was on his way to his son's house from mile 2 to alakija,
when he asked the conductor , how much the fair was to alakija, the conductor said 30 naira. when someone going to okokomiko asked for the fair the conductor still said 30 naira, my friends father was worried, he said okomiko is twice as far as alakija, why are you collecting the same fair , he asked the conductor, and the conductor answered " na so we dey collect am oga", You know what , my friends father said in his mind " in that case i will get to okomiko to exahasut my 30 naira". and what happened when he got to okoko, he trecked back to alakija since he didn't have extra money with him, What a greedy man

2. The next day his son sent him to Asuwani to buy some shoes. His shoe size is 43, so when hegot to the shoe shop and asked them how much for size 43 shoe, the seller said 5 thousand he asked for the cost of size 44 and the guy said the same 5 thousand, He got angry and went to another shop, he was told the same thing size 43 and 44 na 5 thousand Oga, he said ok, since 43 and 44 are the same price and size 44 is bigger than 43, in as much as my size is 43 . i will buy 44 and wear it with toilet tissue, When he got home , he couldn't wear the shoe cause it is over sized . his son was very angry with him,

His son got more angry when he even said he was having waist pain as a result of the trecking he did the other day

If u dont ve any joke 2 say,go inside,lock ur self up nd b eatin ur fingers.

na wah ohh joke na by force?

Hahahahahagagagagahagbgb, dat is so funny tears are comin out my eyes , oh! Out my ears too! U r so funy men.beta dan basket mouth.infact mak i giv u name. BASKET BRAIN.cus there sure aint notin in there.

@ AfricaFace

Sorry o, na u dem yab like dis. =))

OMG, U guyz got me laffin this new year o!  

Africa face, just in case u're new, u dont post dry jokes on this thread, else u get some serious yabbing,

hahahahaha, lmao, what a greedy and stupid unthinkable father.

this would have gone for a standard joke in the UK, you no no the kind jokes nigga man want? Please try harder.

c'mon everyone, give a smile at least, for saying sometn.

@Alexos. Am stil tryin 2 smile.

Him try, give him some break,afterall,wch one una sabi sabi post?? he sha beta pass una!!

sheedy407:

If u don't ve any joke 2 say,go inside,lock your self up nd b eatin your fingers.

oh ma God cant hold my laughter