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~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by Winnergal(f): 10:04pm On Nov 05, 2009
Where do you release your 'air'/fart . . .?
Do you do it in the bathroom, in your bedroom, e.t.c or just anywhere you find yourself? LOL . . .
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by kizi: 11:18pm On Nov 05, 2009
@Topic
Wow this is a funny question
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by Sissy3(f): 2:55am On Nov 06, 2009
lets start with you
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by sexyLeamon(f): 5:20am On Nov 06, 2009
ROFLMAO what sort of question is dis grin grin
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by dominique(f): 11:26am On Nov 06, 2009
@topic
my fartroom cheesy tongue
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by Winnergal(f): 2:07pm On Nov 06, 2009
dominique:

@topic
my fartroom cheesy tongue

LOL . . . I don't even want to imagine the smell of that room . . .
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 2:26am On Nov 08, 2009
Anywhere i like!
It doesnt matter
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by emorse(m): 7:21am On Nov 08, 2009
Funny enough, i don't fart. Call me unusual.
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by sexyLeamon(f): 7:28am On Nov 08, 2009
emorse:

Funny enough, i don't fart. Call me unusual.
can we exchange systems lol u are kidding rite
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 7:42am On Nov 08, 2009
C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
Unusual abi abnormal?
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by pureminded: 7:44am On Nov 08, 2009
donjon:

C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
Unusual abi abnormal?
I ffink it's all of the above grin

Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~

Ans : Anywhere jaree , Abi we have special place for disposal ? wink
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by sexyLeamon(f): 7:47am On Nov 08, 2009
donjon:

C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
Unusual abi abnormal?

pureminded:

I ffink it's all of the above grin
lol u guys are hilarious grin
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by IFELEKE(m): 5:31pm On Nov 08, 2009
mess no get house
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by emorse(m): 7:28pm On Nov 08, 2009
I wonder why Nigerians are always doubtful of fellow Nigerians!
Try visiting the toilet every morning and see what happens. tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by dominique(f): 10:49pm On Nov 08, 2009
Winnergal:

LOL . . . I don't even want to imagine the smell of that room . . .

beleeev me, you dont wanna go there cheesy
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:45am On Nov 09, 2009
[size=13pt]~Oh Lawdy!! Who wud have thunk! Are you'll embarassed about where you let rip? cheesy I'm somewhat bemused why people are dodging the question? undecided You'll do fart Right!? cheesy

~ Which ones? The "Silent Bombs" or the "Bazooka's"? undecided grin Depends. . Who i'm with/Where am at. . .I'm quite liberal w/ passing Wind!! I hate Dutch-Oven farts tho. . Urgh! Suffocating!

[/size]
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 8:50am On Nov 09, 2009
Yes! Those silent bombs are the real chemical weapons!
*D tin fit disperse rioting crowd*
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 9:00am On Nov 09, 2009
Those bazooka types are just like rubber bullets,
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by dominique(f): 11:10pm On Nov 09, 2009
has any one been in a situation where you think you're about to let out a silent pistol but opps. . . out rolls a bazooka embarassed tongue

"i dont fart in public, i fart in the toilet and flush" shocked shocked (quote from Nkenna, one of Nigerian reps in the ongoing big brother Africa)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 12:04am On Nov 10, 2009
U mean, he flushes his fart?
Datz one ugly messed up hypocrite! Damn
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by dominique(f): 8:51pm On Nov 10, 2009
^^ yup thats exactly what she meant grin. . .and i should add that she's a pathological liar embarassed tongue
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by mohawkchic(f): 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2009
donjon:

Yes! Those silent bombs are the real chemical weapons!
*D tin fit disperse rioting crowd*

[size=13pt]~ cheesy grin Oh Lawdy!! I'm besides myself w/ laffter![/size]


dominique:

has any one been in a situation where you think you're about to let out a silent pistol but opps. . . out rolls a bazooka embarassed tongue

[size=13pt]~ cheesy LDKMD  grin I'd like to think no-one will say they havent had that "Ooops" Moment grin[/size]
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by dominique(f): 7:56pm On Nov 11, 2009
^^ you bet!!! grin grin cheesy
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by nellaluv(f): 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2009
cheesy grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now tongue
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by mohawkchic(f): 11:36pm On Nov 12, 2009
nellaluv:

cheesy grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now tongue

[size=13pt]~ cheesy grin[/size]
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by pureminded: 3:17pm On Nov 13, 2009
nellaluv:

cheesy grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now tongue

Abi o grin
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by Gabry(f): 1:23am On Nov 14, 2009
I usually do not fart in public. My fart no want to come out ooo but in private, it always comes out. lol! grin
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 8:27am On Nov 14, 2009
Shy messer!
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~ by donjon: 8:28am On Nov 14, 2009
Shy messer!

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