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Can You Please Men? by LFJ: 8:22pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line” If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover If u are SMARTER than him, you’re aSHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT, If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON’T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON’T, he says u don't TRUSThim. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ; If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. If u SMOKE,u are BADgirl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN, If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. If u HURT him, u areCRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?? If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true, but if u don't, they say u are selfish, |
Re: Can You Please Men? by Igwe9(m): 8:34pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
Piece of garbage |
Re: Can You Please Men? by 190yaris1: 8:47pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
well poster i give u 150/100 for this very true expect the part that u said if he sleeps with u he would say ure cheap~ Hell No i have never labelled any lady cheap~
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Re: Can You Please Men? by xynerio(m): 8:56pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
I have done none to my gal. |
Re: Can You Please Men? by 190yaris1: 9:13pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
^^^ rolls eyes |
Re: Can You Please Men? by sistajay(f): 9:26pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
Im forever pleasin my man by givin him 'Sista-jay special' everyday!!! |
Re: Can You Please Men? by 190yaris1: 10:01pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
^^^ yes sista Jay special the special remedy to cough and malaria found only between ur legs~ works like ALADIN MAGIC its beclouded ur BF sense of reasonin I pity for him~ (shakes head) |
Re: Can You Please Men? by sistajay(f): 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
@ 190.yaris You funny well well o, you don make me laff tire!!! |
Re: Can You Please Men? by omega25red(m): 10:23pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
LFJ: we men sha e get as we be and na woman cause am |
Re: Can You Please Men? by cantell(m): 1:15am On Nov 07, 2009 |
@All, Why must every post in NL be about women against men or the other way round? This is why topics are dumped after 2 or 3days because people are gettin tired of seeing the same kind of topics everyday. We should think of something better instead of repeating the same thing over and over again. |
Re: Can You Please Men? by spoilt(f): 1:16am On Nov 07, 2009 |
@ OP have you been trying? save your energy. |
Re: Can You Please Men? by Nobody: 2:24am On Nov 07, 2009 |
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Re: Can You Please Men? by Godmother2: 10:21am On Nov 07, 2009 |
This thread was posted recently on this forum |
Re: Can You Please Men? by 190yaris1: 10:48am On Nov 07, 2009 |
sista-jay: we are 4rm same state~ anyway lets try and chat later hwaday~ |
Re: Can You Please Men? by Nobody: 10:58am On Nov 07, 2009 |
Cuz nairaland is a sexist forum don't you know. |
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