The 1st or 2nd list? Because I pitch my tent in the romance section o.

stillwater:

The 1st or 2nd list? Because I pitch my tent in the romance section o.

Of course it's the first one . . . u're one of the few people that got nod from half the guys on NL.
You're number one on the list b.

So this is where Eldee is? Making moves
Wonders shall never end

eldee:

Of course it's the first one . . . u're one of the few people that got nod from half the guys on NL.
You're number one on the list b.

Aww that's sweet.

chamotex:

So this is where Eldee is? Making moves
Wonders shall never end

Leave him alone jor.

chamotex:

So this is where Eldee is? Making moves
Wonders shall never end

Making moves?? Moi?? Nah
So Chamo . . . what chics on NL do you find intelligent and funny??

stillwater:

Aww that's sweet.

You're sweet

Well i think they are ok anyways i have never chatted with Nl member that is a girl

follypimpi:


Cos u like the MAN dem abi ?

Yes and especially you

eldee:

Making moves?? Moi?? Nah
So Chamo . . . what chics on NL do you find intelligent and funny??

Eldee If I name names, I could lose a chick or two

follypimpi:


Chie see kisses oo,dail me 999 my heart is pumpin too fast.

Pele but seriously i prefer to chat with boys than girls because when the claws come out they can be

stillwater:

What makes Busy-body tick? Jeezz

I am too much, you can't understand You too try and walk in my shoe of being the most intelligent girl on Nairaland for just one day only, uneasy lies the head that wears the crown you know

In case you have forgotten, here's a reminder below of what Eldee had to say about me

eldee:

@Stillwater Busy_body
You know I was talking bout you all along don't you??

Ha this is too much, my head is swollen

follypimpi:

Busy_body u r too gbaski,wats gud ?? Anything for me ?

Foin boi no pimple, for you I would drop everything anytime, just call it

And boy am I so glad I am marrying you, and its not because I love you but because we have to follow the tradition of your family which entails betrothing your brother kay-pumpin to me first for seven years, ^{or is it 70 years} , before I am allowed to tie the knot with you, just as decreed by Rachel's Father, when . . . err . . . err . . . thingamabob or whachumacallisname, came to seek Rachel's hand in marriage, but was told to marry Leah ^{Hope I got that story right Well if I didn't, sod it, God has to forgive me, its his job}

follypimpi:


Finish it Kunbieee jor.How u dey sef?

Finish ke so that i will die before 2mao haaa folly i think i wil pass . I am fine which one are you in your picture

chamotex:

Eldee If I name names, I could lose a chick or two

Two out of fifty-five?? Come on, name em.

Aiite . . . you could at least name the irritating ones.

Although I usually just remember them by their stupid posts . . .e.g 'the chic that thinks the US is a continent'

stillwater:

The 1st or 2nd list? Because I pitch my tent in the romance section o.

According to Eldee, you are in list b, those deemed;

eldee:

You're number one on the list b.

eldee:
. . . And then, there's this other majority . . . brash and uncultured, not exactly stupid, just ignorant.
They litter most sections from Romance to Music, abusing the right to free speech.
And then you see them and you're like . . . 'if you're going to be this daft, then at least be good-looking'.

These ones speak on topic that would need IQ requirements for entry in the ideal world.
They're socially handicapped . . . you wonder what they learnt in kindergatten.
Do I need to mention names??

Chei, you are even number one on list b, wharrashame Don't shoot me abeg, na only messanger I be If you need a shoulder to cry on, holla at your girl  

follypimpi:


Cheiii see cheating oo,U can marry us both now,rent 2 different apartment for us both,I would be polite to take monday.wednessday and friday sleep over nites,So so much love in sharing.

Can't believe you actually had your hopes up.  Don't you know that Busy Body is the Karrine Steffans of NL.  Just chop and clean mouth, and waka commot let the next man enjoy his turn.  All this wan wey you dey catch feelin's.  SMH

follypimpi:


Da 1 with the hat jare,I no fine oo your pc jst might crash.dont say i didnt warn u oo

Ok shebi u were on fro b4 abi no be u , my pc has not crashed yet so that means you are not that bad

Busy_body:


According to Eldee, you are in list b, those deemed;

Chei, you are eben number one on list b, wharrashame Don't shoot me abeg, na only messanger I be If you need a shoulder to cry on, holla at your girl

Chei . . . e don happen.
I refuse to make any comments that might incriminate me

C2H5OH:

Can't believe you actually had your hopes up.  Don't you know that Busy Body is the Karrine Steffans of NL.  Just chop and clean mouth, and waka commot let the next man enjoy his turn.  All this wan wey you dey catch feelin's.  SMH

And to think I am just managing your scrawny chicken feet like that If not that I have to present myself as a clean God-fearing woman to Follypimpi, at least until I tie the knots with him, I would tell the whole Nairaland how you were screaming my name 0h yeah Bisi, yeah baby, yeah Bisi, in bed just this morning

O ma se o. my innocent eyes.

eldee:

Chei . . . e don happen.
I refuse to make any comments that might incriminate me

You have already done enough damage tonight loff, so go and rest your pretty weary head loff, what with that astute and on-point comment about me being on List one and being the most . . . err . . . can you remind me what you said I was again . . . err . . . yeah, the most intelligent girl on NL and Stillwarra on List B Boy you get liver oh


And if you need someone to run you a hot bath and throw in a free massage, holler back, one good turn they say deserves another, and boy do you deserve it and more

C2H5OH:

O ma se o. my innocent eyes.

Do you know how long it took me to slave away to make sure I would become the sole benefactor of Follypimpi's OEM If not that I love the way your sexy eyes wanna pop out when you see me parading in my pink undies which is your favourite colour, I for poke those eye out with a fork Alakoba oshi

follypimpi:


I thot as much tryna pour sand for my Garri,NO mind am i go mke u scream FOLLY hin don do,Mi o se mo.

Thanks for understanding that C2H5OH is just an enemy of progress jare dearie, thats why you are the only one I loff tori torun



_{Psst Folly, what is the meaning of OEM again, keep the explanation clean please}

I am cool with the ones that do not follow the crowd and just air their mind/views regardless of whose oxen is gored.The annoying ones are the oh yes and gbam members who have succeeded in garnering enough posts that can sink the titanic just by flowing with the tide even when their posts are indicators they have no knowledge of the issue being discussed.E.g

Poster A:I love beef and will do anything to have steak right now
Poster :I am a vegetarian and wouldn't touch anything beef with a 1000ft pole
Poster A:Gbam!

And the gbam will be followed by a smiley.

Verily,some forums do have 'em.