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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by cosade(m): 11:28am On Jan 22, 2017
Ugosample:



shocked shocked

You say there are millions of graduates earning that

In this same Nigeria that I know?

Okay o

Yes, there are millions. Mind you, graduate is not synonymous with "fresh graduate".

Check this link:
https://politics.naij.com/358097-salaries-in-nigeria-statistics.html

Even for fresh graduates, check this link and see what some are earning in the private sector:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/nigerianfinder.com/entry-level-salaries-of-nigerian-companies-and-agencies/amp/?client=safari

I know of graduates earning N500,000 monthly in private secondary schools and go on sponsored training abroad yearly.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Chelseafan1: 11:44am On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:
So,I went to ease myself and found out the toilet has some sort of sensor. The moment you finish urinating and take a step back to zip up, it automatically flushes. grin

See me stepping front and back to test the theory. Luckily, noone else came in at that time. grin grin

Lwkmd.....you be real yeye man, ur sense of humour na one in town...cheesy
How far, tell us about girls na, haven't you made female friends yet abi u be shy guy like me.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Chelseafan1: 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:


Lol. Isn't it funny how you just hate on someone you haven't even met before. See how stupid you sound?

You're here, on this thread, looking for pictures but at the same time, showcasing your stupidity everywhere. grin

You saw the title of the thread, clicked on it, read through till this present page and came to the conclusion that I am the cause this thread was derailed? You are a special kind of stupid.

I never said I'm the first to travel abroad, neither will I be the last.The joke is on you right now, I'm presently having the time of my life in the United States of America! grin you on the other hand are hating from the confines of the shackles of your mental slavery.

The beauty of this thread is: I'm enjoying myself in the UNITED STATES OF FVCKING AMERICA; I will post what I like, and there's nothing you can do about that. grin grin

Lmao, this guy ehn, u be complete weyrey, u no even send all these haters, I love how you are always throwing it in their faces like Bitches go kill yourself. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Most of these people have never stepped foot into Walter Carrington in VI, lagos to see how people troop into those Embassies everyday, last August I was there, comman see how pple were jubilating and dancing just because dere Visas were approved while the rest of us who got denied visit Visas left there sorrowful and dejected, hoping to try again this year.

Something must be right about America cos u can't explain why even well meaning Nigerians, rich Nigerians who are doing well in nice neighbourhoods here, and our rich politicians keep fleeing this country and even making efforts to go give birth abroad.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by stevelaw: 12:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
Mr Frank,some of these haters have never been to Airport let alone board a plane to abroad.Please just leave them,it is obvious they are frustrated.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by plainmirror(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
progress69:


Who ask u? But his attacks was necessary? So because he made valid points it gives him liberty to wash people down? Oga na una dey learn, not me. No one knows all, don't ass lick any one for favors or for learning. All these noise on the internet when u guys get there, no one will tell u what to do. U will use your senses. Mtcheeeew!

- nobody asked me.... just my input for the sake of this smooth running discussion thread.

- he didn't attack anybody sir! Infact he stated the obvious. Depends on how you digested the information.

- no man is a fountain of knowledge..... that's why we learn and exchange ideas.

- if you feel you have salient points to tender as regards to the issues, please do and not rant/ curse peeps here. For the records, I don't ass-lick.... I barely know the fellow so why should I?

Be humble sir. Are your stressed out in real-life? Cos you sound so...... take life easy. grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by maternal: 1:25pm On Jan 22, 2017
cosade:


Yes, there are millions. Mind you, graduate is not synonymous with "fresh graduate".

Check this link:
https://politics.naij.com/358097-salaries-in-nigeria-statistics.html

Even for fresh graduates, check this link and see what some are earning in the private sector:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/nigerianfinder.com/entry-level-salaries-of-nigerian-companies-and-agencies/amp/?client=safari

I know of graduates earning N500,000 monthly in private secondary schools and goes on sponsored training abroad yearly.



Fort every successful graduate you have 20 selling peanuts or prostetuting. Stop making the exception look like the norm.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 2:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
Chelseafan1:


Lmao, this guy ehn, u be complete weyrey, u no even send all these haters, I love how you are always throwing it in their faces like Bitches go kill yourself. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Most of these people have never stepped foot into Walter Carrington in VI, lagos to see how people troop into those Embassies everyday, last August I was there, comman see how pple were jubilating and dancing just because dere Visas were approved while the rest of us who got denied visit Visas left there sorrowful and dejected, hoping to try again this year.

Something must be right about America cos u can't explain why even well meaning Nigerians, rich Nigerians who are doing well in nice neighbourhoods here, and our rich politicians keep fleeing this country and even making efforts to go give birth abroad.


Lol, my brother, their hate can't even get to the airport, talk more of crossing the Atlantic Ocean grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MISTAICEY02288(m): 2:33pm On Jan 22, 2017
TWoods:


You're not American and i doubt you've lived there beyond a year or two... but you're heavy on the phony accent. May i remind you that the upper middle class average American does not use ghetto speak? Yawn.

Oh really? Tell me something Mr American that has lived in America for many years. Clap for yourself cos you deserve a medal. And may i also remind you that the words you bolded which you called ''ghetto'' are normal words you hear day to day from regular Americans normally on a daily basis. Tell me whats ghetto in Damn and aint MR I TOO KNOW. SMH.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 2:45pm On Jan 22, 2017
You all should calm down, if not I won't drop this gist I wan drop o! grin

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:
You all should calm down, if not I won't drop this gist I wan drop o! grin
My guy please drop ooooooooooo smiley
FrankNetter:
You all should calm down, if not I won't drop this gist I wan drop o! grin
My guy please drop ooooooooooo
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 2:53pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:



Lol, my brother, their hate can't even get to the airport, talk more of crossing the Atlantic Ocean grin
you again! lol
Their bingo is no near embassies abi lol

Small, small oo before they use 'otomopor' draw your pepper soup.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 2:59pm On Jan 22, 2017
guiddoti:
you again! lol
Their bingo is no near embassies abi lol

Small, small oo before they use 'otomopor' draw your pepper soup.


I'm saying it with certainty. Your hate (and _stupidity) CANNOT do anything to me.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:



I'm saying it with certainty. Your hate (and _stupidity) CANNOT do anything to me.
Frank 4get them jooor .......we your guyz dey wif you

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by guiddoti: 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:



I'm saying it with certainty. Your hate (and _stupidity) CANNOT do anything to me.
Take it easy, man. I am only advising you based on your comment jokingly.

Maybe you think am one of those who has not talked to consulars before let alone embassies, I got my masters in the UK. If you have noticed my comments on here is only why Nigeria system is not working. I read other arguments but felt there is no need writing on those ones. I only will say you take it easy because you are the Op, and you comment carry more weight than anyone you think are hating you.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:19pm On Jan 22, 2017
MISTAICEY02288:



Thanks jawe my brother. Im just tired to keep explainin and talkin to these people. They talk as if everything is a crime and wrong. You seem more enlightened. God bless you. Dem dey form i too know for here.. Mtcheeww

They feel everything as to be one way traffic. The easiest and surest in my opinion is even marriage (legal), bt if anyone as the mind for CM, na en business be that not mine. Some already have spouses here are committed already. Someone like me, that is neither single nor ready, or promised anyone marriage, what stops me from looking for one fresh babe there, probably in the church or something. Abi na taboo to marry foreigner ni? No one will tell u truth, meanwhile they have something up their own sleeves too. Mcheeew!
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:22pm On Jan 22, 2017
maternal:


I couldn't read all that rhetoric. The fact is getting married isn't that easy nor does it always guarantee a green card. And when someone spends 10k and it doesn't work out, they usually just don't have another 10k laying around. What's hard to understand?

Oga wetin u nor know, u nor know. Make we hear word. undecided

And for ur info its 7k for those that do CM and not 10k.

Even ur assertions does not guarantee green card too.

How manny companies employ Nigerians and file for them? How many have u seen. What is the ratio to those we got married legally or did CM?

Why will i not get my green card if i am legally married to a citizen?


Oga one way traffic. Looks like u had probs with your marriage?

Mtcheeew!
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by MISTAICEY02288(m): 3:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
progress69:


They feel everything as to be one way traffic. The easiest and surest in my opinion is even marriage (legal), bt if anyone as the mind for CM, na en business be that not mine. Some already have spouses here are committed already. Someone like me, that is neither single nor ready, or promised anyone marriage, what stops me from looking for one fresh babe there, probably in the church or something. Abi na taboo to marry foreigner ni? No one will tell u truth, meanwhile they have something up their own sleeves too. Mcheeew!


Lol... That's exactly whats goin on. They wouldn't say the truth buh have something goin underground too. cheesy It is well jawe my brother
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by maternal: 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2017
progress69:


Oga wetin u nor know, u nor know. Make we hear word. undecided

And for ur info its 7k for those that do CM and not 10k.

Even ur assertions does not guarantee green card too.

How manny companies employ Nigerians and file for them? How many have u seen. What is the ratio to those we got married legally or did CM?

Why will i not get my green card if i am legally married to a citizen?

Oga one way traffic. Looks like u had probs with your marriage?

Mtcheeew!

Fort someone who hasn't left naija soil you seem to know a lot.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
maternal:


Fort someone who hasn't left naija soil you seem to know a lot.

Dey there dey yarn dust. No be one way enter market.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by chidekings(m): 3:32pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:
I see one piglet attempting to throw shots at me, the thing is, Im too busy enjoying myself to even let your shallow reply bother me.

If you love your country that much, why don't you set your USA passport on flames, rescind the citizenship (that's if you're not even an illegal immigrant) and return to your beloved nigeria.





Ur so rude...work on that

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:33pm On Jan 22, 2017
chidekings:



Ur so rude...work on that

Hey, don't jump into conclusions. U didn't see a number of hidden posts. U just came in here newly. If u had seen posts mods had to hide, u will understand what u quoted.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by progress69: 3:39pm On Jan 22, 2017
maternal:


Fort someone who hasn't left naija soil you seem to know a lot.

Just last year here, my sis got a fiancée visa, which she must get married within 90 days on entry. The guy asked her out for almost 5 years before she gave in. Is this a fraud?

Or is it her friend that came to marry a guy here and who was also given fiancée visa. He is already there with his wife. Is this a fraud too?

It took a while, and the too instances where in Nigeria while their fiancees filed abroad. It took a while but they got it. When my sis gets married legally there, she gets her 2 years PR and we all know she will still go for interviews to confirm if they are still legally married, staying together and all that. What is the big deal in that?

I have over 5 friends i know personally, that got legally married there and are still doing fine with their wives. I also know people directly and indirectly who got married over there, and they all have their green cards. Rilwan who is even a practising muslim got married and is still married with a beautiful daughter 5 years after. If your marriage did not work, leave others

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 4:03pm On Jan 22, 2017
chidekings:



Ur so rude...work on that


You that just came to the thread now now has concluded that I'm rude. In all honesty, you're too stvpid for me to reply you, work on that.

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Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 4:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
tescoman90:

Frank 4get them jooor .......we your guyz dey wif you

Baba, I see you jare. How body?
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:


Baba, I see you jare. How body?
bros i dey oooooo and hw weather dey do U over dere................
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by FrankNetter(m): 4:14pm On Jan 22, 2017
tescoman90:

bros i dey oooooo and hw weather dey do U over dere................

Fog full everywhere bro. I dey on my way to church now sha.
Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2017
FrankNetter:


Fog full everywhere bro. I dey on my way to church now sha.
church man!... wink
well you need am shaaa............... becuz all this haters wey dey here deserve holy ghost fire grin grin grin grin

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