Surely the best gauge of a girl's character is the way she treats you?
Una get time sha.


I never finish with wahala way dey my head na to dey test woman.

folasayolyn:




at least she knew the president oh.

And his name is Sai baba right? I can bet the girl doesn't know his full name.

SirMichael1:


I'm sorry. Really sorry. That didn't come out right

What I meant to say was that "You're completely and really dumb."

What sorta reply was that? "At least she knows the president" really? is that what's filled in that cracked skull of yours?.

Go else where, maybe to the States. Then wait for someone to ask you "Which country are you from"
.. Then answer Naija. "At least you know your country"

see the sharp guy who does not recognise sarcasm I wonder which part of your brain developed.

I did same to south African girl in Nairaland... I told her I had nothing but I had something.. I dont rely on my dad...I hustle my money...now fast forward---->>> she failed...she called me a liar. ..when she knew..

Mimzyy:
You have not met a born pretender and I pray you don't. Then you'll understand that some people are experts at hiding their true self until they get married then unleash the inner demon.

This reminds me of a friend that tried to test her boyfriend with another friend. 'Twas planned that the other friend will try to seduce the guy to know if he will fall for it. She ended up losing the guy to the lady.

While it is ok to wana test your partner, we should be careful with our approach.

True talk

CorGier:
Surely the best gauge of a girl's character is the way she treats you?
Una get time sha.


I never finish with wahala way dey my head na to dey test woman.

Any Jezebel can treat you good until she gets to her final destination and show you the incarnate

JERRY1925:



Hmmm no matter how great the person his... Once he or she is not aware den... They cant pretend... Its a very little test.
The first girl i did such to.. Had no idea.. I do almst all the calling, texting nd so on... Shes actually a student and i understand.. So i hardly complain.. As she always dnt have credit... So one faithful day.. I sent her credit... Without her knowin i was d one.. Tru ATM... I did not call her for some days hoping she will call... Nd she did not call too... So i knew she really dnt hav m in mind.. Despite wat she tells me... I was not dating her.. But she confessed to like me.. So dat made m discover it was not really tru... So i femove evry idea of her.

I've done this before and it worked.

Diplomaticbeing:
@OP

These types of testing you listed here in particular and any other type at large makes no real sense (no insult intended toward your person). This is so because any girl that has intentions of retaining you as her final bus stop, from the inception of meeting you, would put up maximum pretentious regalia to outsmart you with such tests.

Why testing someone when you can know their attributes? I mean, attitude - which represent passing or failing of a temporary test can be faked. Whereas attribute - which is the main thing to look out for - is innate.

Any highly sensitive and analytical mind don't need more than few times of physical and oral correspondences to know another's attributes.

Sorry, you didn't contradict the @op. don't be narrow with how you define testing.

Mimzyy:


Is this English language?

I purposefully put that it that way to get your comment. Are you that cheap?

Mimzyy:


Is this English language?

I purposefully put it that way to get your comment. Are you that cheap?

MChaze25:

If simple IQ tests isn't important, then why not dash beauty queens without brains the crown for free?
As a guy I knew I have been tested too and I knew the times I failed and moved on but smarter

spot on bro.i love this

MChaze25:

Any Jezebel can treat you good until she gets to her final destination and show you the incarnate

You make it sound like those so-called tests are foolproof.
She passes your little test doesn't guarantee her going on to be a good gf or wife.
Well, each to his own.

MChaze25:

I purposefully put it that way to get your comment. Are you that cheap?

Is your life usually this pathetic? Or are you just tryna make an extra effort today? Smh.

Mimzyy:


Is your life usually this pathetic? Or are you just tryna make an extra effort today? Smh.

I got you again.....Olodo keep balling

I am glad to read the comments of some guys on this thread. It's good guys are beginning to wise up. As someone who has had quite an experience with women, I'll say the era of "love is blind" is gone. Testing is the way to go for a guy that has a purpose and a vision, it is the way to go for a guy that wants to have peace of mind in marriage. I won't put a ring on the finger of a dunce, an NFA or a liability all in the name of love.

folasayolyn:


see the sharp guy who does not recognise sarcasm I wonder which part of your brain developed.

Firstly. That isn't sarcasm
Secondly. That isn't sarcasm
And thirdly. That isn't sarcasm

Eheen... Shey you asked which side of my brain developed abi? Lemme help your troubled heart with the answer.

Firstly. Due to the fact that I'm a guy... The right side of my Brain is more developed than the left. (That's why unlike you, I don't watch telemundo, or Zee World)

So here's my question... Would you like to go out on a date with me?

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DaWNigerian:
Please submit stories like these to www.datingwhilenigerian.com/submit/
It's so interesting!

You are welcome though we love Nairaland more
@ lalasticlala

SirMichael1:


Firstly. That isn't sarcasm
Secondly. That isn't sarcasm
And thirdly. That isn't sarcasm

Eheen... Shey you asked which side of my brain developed abi? Lemme help your troubled heart with the answer.

Firstly. Due to the fact that I'm a guy... The right side of my Brain is more developed than the left. (That's why unlike you, I don't watch telemundo, or Zee World)

So here's my question... Would you like to go out on a date with me?

so because I am a Nigerian lady I automatically watch zee world and telemundo #wrong. and no I wouldn't like to go on a date with you

folasayolyn:




so because I am a Nigerian lady I automatically watch zee world and telemundo #wrong. and no I wouldn't like to go on a date with you

Not all but Una too like Zee world ehhhh...........fire

MChaze25:

Not all but Una too like Zee world ehhhh...........fire

where do you go hunting for babes moreover chatting with a babe for 10 minutes should give you a clue

MChaze25:

Not all but Una too like Zee world ehhhh...........fire

where do you go hunting for babes moreover chatting with a babe for 10 minutes should give you a clue.

I wonder if someone can really pretend for me.

Those that fall for the pretenders are mostly those who watch how they cook, greet, dress, respect etc. For me those are not part of any test.

My best test is to make you angry and see how you handle it. No matter how a girl can compose herself, when she is angry, all emotional attributes are unleashed

JERRY1925:



Hmmm no matter how great the person his... Once he or she is not aware den... They cant pretend... Its a very little test.
The first girl i did such to.. Had no idea.. I do almst all the calling, texting nd so on... Shes actually a student and i understand.. So i hardly complain.. As she always dnt have credit... So one faithful day.. I sent her credit... Without her knowin i was d one.. Tru ATM... I did not call her for some days hoping she will call... Nd she did not call too... So i knew she really dnt hav m in mind.. Despite wat she tells me... I was not dating her.. But she confessed to like me.. So dat made m discover it was not really tru... So i femove evry idea of her.

The second was... A girl i tried academically... I asked her who d senate president was.. She replied and syd she has no idea i was fine with it.. because it looked difficult for her.. I asked again who the vp was.. She still had no idea.. I counseled myslf.. Saying mayb its difficult... I went further to ask who the president was.. She smiled and syd. Its sai baba na... I was like are u serious? She syd yes... She was.. Den i knew she cnt b smart.
So dere are different wayz dear.

This cannot be true
Maybe recession has not hit her cos anybody that has experienced recession will know the cause......afterall there is no day u will go out of ur house n not hear the name buhari at least 5 times in this economy

AnodaIT:
I wonder if someone can really pretend for me.

Those that fall for the pretenders are mostly those who watch how they cook, greet, dress, respect etc. For me those are not part of any test.

My best test is to make you angry and see how you handle it. No matter how a girl can compose herself, when she is angry, all emotional attributes are unleashed

NICE ONE but she is human too

chiraqDemon:

This cannot be true
Maybe recession has not hit her cos anybody that has experienced recession will know the cause......afterall there is no day u will go out of ur house n not hear the name buhari at least 5 times in this economy

Some girls no care or send sef....you never jam

folasayolyn:



where do you go hunting for babes moreover chatting with a babe for 10 minutes should give you a clue.

Sounds more like judging ASAP

ironheart:
test is done before sleeping with her. When she fails then sleeping mode is activated.

True story. Met my girl at the point i was moving house. She wanted to visit n i took her to the old house with rug left. Told her thats my house. We ended sleeping on rug for three days n she does the cooking, cleaning n never complained, offered to buy me blanket n mattress. Told me it will get better. If you are the one, will u let her go? Now i do virtually everything she ask for without asking. She is a jewel n a wife. We are working towards a future together.

You're blessed with a true friend.

MChaze25:
Sounds more like judging ASAP

oh it's okay for you to judge me but I can't judge you. smh

folasayolyn:



oh it's okay for you to judge me but I can't judge you. smh

My point is that 10 mins is too short to conclude on you or me

pomide:
it's still all crap bro.

ain't nobody got time planning tests and all

who are you to be planning test on a fellow human?

are you going to be a better bf or husband yourself?

Get sense bro.... op was trying 2 teach u 1 but ure adamant

MChaze25:
My point is that 10 mins is too short to conclude on you or me

Ok o