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| Pedro And Maria by bigfather(m): 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
Pedro and Maria got married. He was experienced, while she was naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro! What is that handle-like thing hanging between your legs?” Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with this handle that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for. Maria was more than pleased. After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work. He returned home to find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch. “Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!” Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one.” A skeptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch. “Maria? Now what's wrong?” “Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Gonzalez!”   |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by scottN(m): 5:27pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
LOL Nice one! |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by Pharoh: 6:18pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
Pedro own don finish oooo Kudos bro it was nice. |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by Kunbee: 2:09am On Nov 14, 2009 |
Me likey. . . . .  |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by shayoor(f): 3:12pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by 2Direct(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
*just passing* |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by Dunddy(m): 11:40pm On Nov 15, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by aristole(m): 11:19am On Nov 16, 2009 |
No comment |
| Re: Pedro And Maria by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2009 |
poor old pedro. . . . . , . . .wish am gonzalez |
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