NA WAO! when will all dis stop in dis country.can kidnapping be attributed to lack of job also.our should pls do something b4 things go out of hand.thank God 4 osufia

lmao

"Who wrote this letter and how much are they saying I owe them"

" Chief, they are the people in whose guest house you lodged for some weeks last month, and they are talking of an outstanding balance due on your bill, specifically one-hundred thousand naira, OR the equivalent in US dollars.  "

"Eeeeehn, you mean that these people want to Chop my Dollar ?   It is because I was singing a song that their own voice can not carry that they are now jealous and trying to reap royalties where they did not sow ?  This is another example of how laziness is killing Nigeria.  Don't mind them."  

"Chief, they want to speak to you on the phone now, and as we are speaking I can see several strange vehicles parked in front of our house."

" Is that so ?  Ok it seems that they want to test me here today, and they will now find out how I earned this red chieftaincy cap that I am wearing.  Give me that phone."

" Hello hello, oh sorry sir,  good morning sir.  Look at this my foolish personal assistant who did not quickly tell me that you are on the line, sir.   If not that I am speaking to you sir, I would have gone round giving all my anuofia staff dirty slaps for their failure to give you the correct respect.    Don't worry sir, I will get to that later.  They are all village fools who need a good flogging now and then to teach them sense.    Hello, hello sir yes, I can hear you now but these people did not tell me that it is my own credit being used for this call.  It is about to finish.    Please can I phone you back ?"

Kidnapping on credit? What next??

omo i guess should start paying in advance those corner shop people have been eyeing me somehow lately, next thing i would find my self inside agegge bread van,

no doubt some kidnappers are nairaland members, i suspect some people here had hand in that.

BADLEE:

no doubt some kidnappers are nairaland members, i suspect some people here had hand in that.

lol what a thought!

spikedcylinder:

Means they never had any intent to kill him then. He should have just waited it out. . . .see where it would all lead to. I bet when they get tired of feeding him, they'd send him out on his way.

lol, true!
food cost money ooo.
they would just be going negative and wasting their time.

When corruption ends.This Xmas no go easy.I will just put some coins for my mama and go to Lafia to chill. Oh did I just give away my movement? It cld be in advance u know!

Did I hear you say 100k balance,like it's some form of buying and selling legt biz,boy the Nigerian police is a disgrace

osuofia nor get money~

he was released on credit~

Where was he all this while?

osuofia go hammer finish NOW! Get prepared for his next movie that will like be title "KIDNAPPERS"

This is a business strategy for him,i'm even thinking maybe he arrange this stuff,cous everybody will like to buy the film and watch.

Alaba boyz! were una dey! biz don startooooo,

What a poor Job, since they start kidnapping people for 1.4m now,am sure very soon it would shift to like 500k, 200k, 100k, even 50k self,because all i notice here is that when this thing call kidnapping start, emm, na big money, so make every body dey ready their personal security now, because we know there is no police in our useless country

Kidnapping seems to be the real deal now oh. . .
I need to contact awon boys to work things out.
Imagine 1.4m just like that. . . . mehn!

Nairalanders, heres a security tip, dont post threads dt wil depict ur social status.
remember, d transaction runs both ways - cash and credit

Dont worry, ransom balanace will be paid through the office of the IGP.
Failed Nation,

Typical attribute of a rogue and failing state(Weak and corrupt Police).Hope they don't go beyound collecting ransome and taking the innocent victims lives.

NAIJA !!!!

Na only naija kidnappers go collect ransom still dey wait for balance. na wa o. this kidnapping bisun ess don turn to market wey dem dey collect goods on credit?

anyway i nor dey worry sha. wen this one rain pass another bisness go start.

first na to open cyber cafe then to open catering branch after na beer palour then yahooze now its kidnapping
sure enough when everybody hand enter money nor go dey again.

i wonder what the next business will be?

On a lighter mood, Osofia can win Guinness record with this. "The First Person to be Released by Kidnappers on Credit".

Remi, it's not Osofia but Os[b]u[/b]ofia.

jay-girl:

Nairalanders, heres a security tip, dont post threads dt wil depict your social status.
remember, d transaction runs both ways - cash   and credit

See bunkum. . . . .
What is this one talking about?  
Go sleep jor. . . . Na your type dem dey find?  

Radiant:

Remi, it's not Osofia but Os[b]u[/b]ofia.

or de-kidnapped Nkem Owoh Osuofia, lol, Thanks for the observation jare.

CHEAP ARTICO!!!! Hungry hyenas!!! lol

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A GOVERNMENT WHERE MAJORITY OF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS LIVE ABROAD. IF A GOVERNOR HAS ALL HIS FAMILY MEMBERS IN UK OR US, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT/ HOW DOES HE PAY ATTENTION TO ISSUES OF SECURITY? IF THE GOVERNOR WHO IS THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER OF THE STATE CANNOT GUARANTEE MAXIMUM SECURITY TO HIS FAMILY, DO YOU EXPECT EVEN 1% FROM HIM.

AM I SPEAKING GREEK?

GOVT WILL ONLY TAKE THIS ISSUE SERIOUSLY WWHEN KIDNAPPERS BEGIN TO KIDNAP THEIR RELATIVES MORE AND NOT INNOCENT, POOR MASSES. LOOK AT OSUOFIA NOW, SEE PETE EDOCHIE: INNOCENT PEOPLE WORKING HARD TO EEK OUT A LIVING.

GOD HAS BLESSED NIGERIA. MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA.

Remii:

On a lighter mood, Osofia can win Guinness record with this. "The First Person to be Released by Kidnappers on Credit".

Glory be to Jesus, Amen! That after all set and done they later released him.
But let all these kidnappers remember that everyday is for the thief but one day is for owner of the house