kennyhydee:

Not an insult bruh! Just that u said u will toast them but they won't toast, I found this hilarious, hope this clears d smoke. Peace!!!

Ifakiland:

How u take dey pass exam? Read d post again and understand...don't worry I get u, somepple are slow learners.

Ifakiland:
Nigerian girls aint so bright and smart (no offense) we guys know deep down inside u, no matter how hard u pretend....u'all love money...so guys if u don't av money just "act" like u do and rush ur game...."hit and disappear...not run"

1) She wanna hear u say u work in a stable organization: gals won't take u serious if u say u work as a marketer or in a bank, nop she won't take u serious. Instead, tell her u work at a fed govt agency, or u own atleast 3 private businesses....dat stability, she will begin to imagine a future.

2) Tell her u av siblings in d USA/Europe: this automatically makes dem fink ure frm a rich ohm and dat u deciding to be in d country is cos u just don't wanna go or fact's plan to meet her....she says a future in dat also.

3) Tell her u need her advice about Weda to rent ur own apartment or buy a land: dis is for d dudes dat still live with Deir parents, its no big issue, all u av to do is tell her ure planning of buying a land instead of renting ur own apartment and ask her for an advice about it....gals like hearing stuffs like landed properties and stuffs....dey will fink ure a serious guy finking abt d future.

4) Never wear too much jewels...wear polo or shirt: gals seem to take guys in polo tops and shirt more serious Dan guys in tee and singlets....

5) Flirt heavily with confidence: show her u find her incredibly sexy...let her catch u starring at her bum, lips...never look at her boobs....den touch her back, shoulder....den try to kiss her on d first date.....if u miss d first date kiss....ure out bro.

Jenny1010:
what a nonsense write-up
This should be on the joke section

Rone16:
Dosent work on every girl though

Ifakiland:

U av d IQ of a bingo....I sed nigerian gals....I dint categorize dem....Weda hawkers or bankers or graduate...its works for all gals.

lefulefu:
then try and categorize the nigerian girls that act that way.u giving the impression that its all that act in such way.u think say all naija babes be like those smelly ugly babes with dirty torn panties for ur area? I am sure its those ones u were referring about.Try to be clearer nxt time.

Ifakiland:

As handsome as u look....u disappoint me.
Stand infront of a mirror and read out loud wat u wrote and see how stupid u look saying it.

torres89:


u want to show yourself now look

forming hard to get

we have your manual too

Rone16:

Lol I'm not forming hard to get..I am hard to get

torres89:



and it's girls like u that are so cheap to get ooo

Rone16:

Try me

torres89:


madame done dare me oooo

am ruthless...

I have a wicked CV ooo

Rone16:

Are you scared

torres89:


OK Na

bring it on

but I warned you o

Rone16:

Alright,It's on

lefulefu:
guy understand that u need d/f manuals to work on each level and class of naija babe.the way u might chyke a local babe dat resides in Oshodi would be different frm the way u would chyke a babe that reside in highbrow area. All what u listed would only work on those bush girls with tribal marks.For a classy babe there are ways to chyke those ones.

lefulefu:
guy understand that u need d/f manuals to work on each level and class of naija babe.the way u might chyke a local babe dat resides in Oshodi would be different frm the way u would chyke a babe that reside in highbrow area. All what u listed would only work on those bush girls with tribal marks.For a classy babe there are ways to chyke those ones.

Mimido2:
a guy dat is sincere

even if u still a student dat can afford to buy clothes for urself just be sincere

even if u work in an oil company and own two cars just be sincere


as for me if a guy is lying I'll know

and any guy dat tries to kiss me on d first date is cheap o

torres89:


lol

pm me if you have the mind

Rone16:


Lol..I'm meant to be hard to get remember..I've never and will never pm anyone

Pascalville:
cos u haven't felt the need to....

Rone16:


I don't think I will

Ifakiland:

Get dis fool...its easier to chyke classy gals Dan it is to chyke dos local gal u talked abt.
For a classy gal...all u need is goodlooks, good threads and a charming smile.

Rone16:


Lol..I'm meant to be hard to get remember..I've never and will never pm anyone

lefulefu:
from ur write up its obvious the type of girls u chyke are those SS2-3 girls.lying to a babe u have siblings abroad just to impress her what of if she herself has uncles abroad for real, wat will u do then?.Tell me which matured minded girl fall for that crap these days if not those SS3 smallies dat u track.if u wanna chyke a girl be urself and be confident.lying is for kids.

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Ifakiland:

Where u wan even meet dangote's son or a billionaire's son for dat matter? Ur dat ghetto sch u attend or d ghetto area u live and go to Madam shift one side....its ur type dat guys even fork with ordinary ice cream.

Ifakiland:

Ure an idiot...so oshodi gals are local gals Where in lag do u live again?

naijaboiy:
I don't think I went this far just to get into a girl's pants. I was just myself.