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Source Code Of Life: The Zoe Class/subroutine. [for Christian Programmers] by mavenbox: 10:15pm On Nov 15, 2009 |
/* Begin ZOE class */ while( NOT $dead ) { if ($aliveInChrist == true) { $nextChoice = "SELECT 'Decisions' from 'HolySpirit' WHERE 'time' = NOW() LIMIT 1;" //next valid choice $acceptChoice = processQuery($nextChoice); //accept the next valid choice $obeyChoice = fetch_array($acceptChoice); while ($obeyChoice = fetch_assoc($acceptChoice)) { //ostart obeying the next valid choice, line by line benefits .= "<life>".$obeyChoice['Decisions']."</life>"; //Soteria. Continue reaping benefits of the choice } liveForGod(benefits, eternally); }else{ getSaved(freeOfCharge).begin(function(NOW){ mustBelieve->$Jesus = Christ(); //The Heavenly King and Messiah in human form mustBelieve->$Christ($died) = function{ $allSins = global array($yourSins, $mySins); //Multiglobal array of sins, each costing death $past = array(history(-1), scaleCount(){infinity($inf)}); //all that has ever happened before $future = array(history(+1), scaleCount(){infinity($inf)}); //all that will ever happen foreach($allSins->this as $costOfSin => $death){ //Now we have to add up all the costs of the sins $totalSinCost = $totalSinCost + $costOfSin; //Adding everything now $Christ->sinCost = $totalSinCost; //Progressively adding it up to Christ's bill return true; } $Christ = $allSins; //Blame for all sins copied & placed on him $allSins.delete(); //And the original copies are destroyed $totalSinCost.timestamp(NOW).value = 0; // all current sins taken care of $totalSinCost.history($past).value = 0; //all past sins compensated for $totalSinCost.next($future).value = 0; //all future sins already paid for $Christ.die.obeyChoice(); $Christ.wait(259200) = function(){ //While waiting for 259200 seconds i.e. 3 days $Christ.location.redirect(hell); $Christ.approaching_hell(){command->hell.gates.crumble(); hell.gates.crumble.flat();}; hell.terror(); Global public->echo "Battle begins"; $Christ.conquer(satan).disgracefully(); $Christ.mock(satan); $(all).satan.subjects().ridicule(satan); //not their fault, mockery is their nature $satan.terror.yield({$keys(hell)}, to->$Jesus); Global public->echo "Fair but crushing Battle. What a shame!"; Global public->echo "All hail the Lamb who washed away the Sins of the World"; Global public->echo "Crown him Lord of all. Every knee must bow and every tongue confess his Lordship"; $Christ.attrib{$keys(heaven, hell), self}; Global public->echo "Now the keys to heaven and hell are in the same hands. Things are much easier now!"; Global public->echo "Choose your destiny, it's now in your hands!"; $Christ.preach.gospel(to->deadInHell).($this)->finalChance{repentance, salvation}; //All those that died before Christ had another chance $firstSaints = $deadinHell.saved(asManyAsBelieved); $firstSaints.location.redirect(earth).say("Hi!", family).testimony->moreShame(satan); $Christ.location.redirect(earth); $satan.angry(loss); $satan.veryAngry.beginScheming(evil).to->discredit(gospel).Christ; }; $Christ.rise(glorified); $HolySpirit = Christ.Parent.gift(); //The Gift of the Father to all who believe $HolySpirit.ready()->helper(Saints); $Christ.location.redirect(); $firstSaints.location.redirect(heaven); } $(this).all = ''; //Have a fresh start. Life history or origin no longer matters. $(this).all = new Creation(zoe); //zoe is the life that makes God live as God $(this).help = $HolySpirit(); $aliveInChrist == true; } if ($aliveInChrist == true).NOW() refer.order.step(){go = "while (NOT $dead)";} //You may refer to the start again } } |
Re: Source Code Of Life: The Zoe Class/subroutine. [for Christian Programmers] by ttalks(m): 7:52am On Nov 16, 2009 |
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Re: Source Code Of Life: The Zoe Class/subroutine. [for Christian Programmers] by AKO1(m): 9:12am On Nov 16, 2009 |
Very nice!, did you write it yourself? |
Re: Source Code Of Life: The Zoe Class/subroutine. [for Christian Programmers] by mavenbox: 10:03am On Nov 16, 2009 |
@A_K_O: LOL Yes i wrote it myself, thanks. I program in C# and PHP. This code is pseudo-code for PHP (it mimicks PHP to an extent). I wrote it since May 2009. |
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