Its 5 days to Christmas and some single ladies are desperately looking for a man who would take care of them Financially. No girl wants to Look unkept and non-classy.
They go extra miles to make sure they aren't single by the 25th.

1. She Begins To act so humble, Modest and Submissive
Guys, You know dat proud chick in your neighbourhood dat behaves like her father is richest man alive. But all of a sudden she become cool headed. She smiles at you, greets you and even maintain flirtatious eye contacts with u.
Dont be deceived, she's not yet born again. Chick is broke looking who to suck dry dis Christmas season

Um

2. She Has account on Every dating site
Especially on nairaland. Notice d way girls toast guys in on the increase.
The only type of men shes looking for are


And if you mistakenly say

Next thing u see

3. She Looks For Shy, Innocent guys to Extort In the Name of Relationship
And when see says the word

You can tell its nothing but
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4. She Asks Her friends to Hook her up
The typical conversation goes like this
Single girl: Hey bae. I heard your boyfriend's family is rich.
Friend: Yea. They're all rich.
Single girl: Does your boo has any brother i can hookup with quick?
Friend: uhmmm. Yes but he's barely 13.
Single girl: Give me his number. I don't care

Okada,oya drop me here

5. She Intentionally Go to places where Rich men can Toast her

Acting all _seductive and _shit

Lol

6. And when No one seem to be coming at Her, She makes The move instead
After assessing her culprit nd makin sure he's financially stable. She makes d move


But all dont turn out well. The guyz hav wised up nd aint falling culprit of ur pranks anymore

7. Then She joins the church choir

Lookin for men to lead astray


Young lady. Thunder will fire you

8. She Looks for guys in need Of _Nudes
Lady is broke. Everyway is a way

following

lala

Heheheheheheheheheheh......Very funny

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4. She Asks Her friends to Hook her up
The typical conversation goes like this
Single girl: Hey bae. I heard your boyfriend's family is rich.
Friend: Yea. They're all rich.
Single girl: Does your boo has any brother i can hookup with quick?
Friend: uhmmm. Yes but he's barely 13.
Single girl: Give me his number. I don't care

This got me lmfao

Lmao!

Ok.. This is wrong.. My Eyes Hurts

Lol

Op....why you dey lie now

9. She Looks for Other single Guys ready to Mingle In this season? No single guy is ready to throw money down the drain. Wait till 2017. Sista

10. She tries to Console herself
With words like
-At least i have my family and friendsfriends
-Fornication is a sin before God
-At least i would prevent unwanted pregnancies.

F*ck this shit is funny.....