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10 Things Never To Search On Google by Nobody: 2:30am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Although Google as a search engine is cool for searching for stuff like videos and other important stuff, There are somethings that will literally make your eyes bleed or even faint to death infront of your phone unless you are a real man. Try and see if you can handle it 10. THE DEATH CLOCK I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to know when I’m going to die. I can assume that you have already typed in your date of birth, data, and smoking habits, and the almighty internet has told you when you’ll be pushing up daisies, right? Despite the fact that the “smart” voice in the back of your head is saying that it’s illogical, you still can’t get it out of your head, can’t you? 9. THE LAZY SUNDAYS There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away. Although the word might look very innocent. 8. SNAPEWIVES The definition for this word in the Urban dictionary is: “A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books — on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.” Sounds fun, right? Wrong. There are images, there are videos, there are blogs… and there are feelings… so many feelings. 7. BED BUG AND ANYOTHER TYPE OF INSECT All types of bugs (but bedbugs in particular) are disgusting, but knowing that these horrible insects share the bed with is, is just too much. Sometimes, we’re better off not knowing. 6. MY TESTICLES HURT If you have any health problems related to the “embarrassing” part of your body, go to the medic! Yours is probably not the first pair of ball-sacks that he has ever seen, but you have probably not seen many others before (especially unhealthy ones), and chances are that you will faint in front of the PC. 5. YOUR NAME If you ever Google yourself you might have two of the following surprises: 1. There is no record of you online, and you will immediately feel like a complete and utter failure 2. You will find things about yourself that you wouldn’t have wanted to know. 4. ELEPHANTIASIS Google says that Elephantiasis is a skin diseases characterized by the thickening of underlying tissues, especially legs and male genitals. Although this probably gives you an idea of what you’re going to see, nothing will prepare you for the horror show unfolding on Google image. 3. THE BLUE WAFFLE DISEASE There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t. 2. TETRIS FANFIC Fanfic What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this: “I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …” 1. THE TUB GIRL Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because you might break your phone. |
Re: 10 Things Never To Search On Google by Jabioro: 3:07am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Nothing! In as much as you OP was able to escape ur heart and mind,l can do more than that.,checking and searching for the horror info... |
Re: 10 Things Never To Search On Google by marshalcarter: 3:30am On Dec 28, 2016 |
mtcheeeeeeeeeew....wetin dis one dey talk sef?! |
Re: 10 Things Never To Search On Google by Nobody: 3:35am On Dec 28, 2016 |
marshalcarter:Thatz what i think about u when i read yer posts? |
Re: 10 Things Never To Search On Google by Techmallz: 10:17pm On May 05, 2018 |
Most people don't really get what they're searching for on google because they don't use the right searching language and procedures. you can always get results of all your searches on Google whether you're doing a project or any research word if you follow the steps in this article '' how to get everything in Google'' https://techmallz.com/google-search-how-to-search-and-get-anything-you-want-in-google/ |
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