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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Livinusc(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2017
BUHARIISCURSED:
shocked Thank God i don't fvck
You mean her?
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by JennieCutie4U(f): 1:57pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:

Taaa
You can only scare kids with that bullshit

What will the evil spirit do to me ?? Make my millions of naira in the bank disappear ?? Or make my properties go up in flames ??

I will fucck the Evil spirit out of her
lol u get mouth o guy! I like ur faith but u must still be very careful, you don't go fucking anything u see, some people r possessed with strange spirits... her story might be true or false but let's be careful

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?
Lol.... guy u b comedian o....... they never tell u b4. Lol. Chaii.... What a theory!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Rapture4real(m): 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
madridguy:
Okay


Unfortunately, you cannot cast away snake with the spirit and power of snake

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by greatmen: 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?
Abeg explain shocked shocked
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
#been there done that!
#experience is the best teacher!
#never gain!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Orikinla1: 1:58pm On Feb 03, 2017
Please, don't doubt her.
I met three young ladies who were close friends in Lagos. I decided to date the prettiest. But the other two also wanted me to sleep with them, including the one who was already married with children and the other one was about to wed. I refused. Then they told me that she was not single as she claimed, because she was living with a Nigerian police officer. They also said she belonged to a marine cult. That a python came out of her during a Christian deliverance crusade. But she was still keeping her ritual white plates. But I ignored them, because I wanted to really make love to her.
On the day we agreed to have sex, she was reacting in a strange manner when I was smooching her. She was shaking and rolling her eyes like she was going to have seizure. I was scared and did not have sex with her. I ended the relationship and I left town.

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2017
#been there done that!
#experience is the best teacher!
#never again!
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by mu2sa2: 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2017
Haba! Naija/ African churches with their penchant for superstition aka confession.

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by JennieCutie4U(f): 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.
OmG! u know her personally? so dis is true?

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Mikylopez(f): 2:00pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
i Live There(ph). Bt I School At Anambra State
oooo aiii thought u sch at ph.. wanna apply
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Akinaukwa: 2:00pm On Feb 03, 2017
If you are here on nairaland and you slept with her just go for deliverance asap rather than turning around to post how you dreamt of snakes and your encounter with snake lady. grin grin grin

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by MrPRevailer(m): 2:00pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:

Taaa
You can only scare kids with that bullshit

What will the evil spirit do to me ?? Make my millions of naira in the bank disappear ?? Or make my properties go up in flames ??

I will fucck the Evil spirit out of her

Abeg keep quiet. Go and look for deliverance to resurrect you're destiny.

Mission ACCOMPLISHED sign board dey you're back.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by JennieCutie4U(f): 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2017
enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?
Waat tell us more pls

Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:02pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.
Lol. I love weird room mates. Could u plz link me with her...? I promise to treat her weirdness.

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by linearity: 2:02pm On Feb 03, 2017
Wonderment! Nothing wey person no go hear for this Buhari Economy...

Out of the 36, wey possess am, three names are: snake, anaconda and serpent. Something tells me that, had she continue to enumerate the list; python, cobra and viper would have been among them.

Why, is it that, when others were moving left and off camera after been touched by the God of Man, she moved right and into the view of the cameraman? Abi dem don do rehearsal for backstage, where dem for package the miracle for effective camera shots and eventually unhindered vintage scenery for those who will later view the digital version?

Plus, in all these mass deliverance or anointing services, when a whole section of people fall at the presence of or the waving of the hand of the God of Man; the cameraman does not fall? I have watched thousands clips of deliverance/anointing services and never once seen the cameraman falling. On the day of Pentecost when the followers received the anointing, the Bible said, they were ALL under anointing and spoke in foreign languages. I am sure, if there was[were] cameraman[men], the biblical account would not have changed, they would have tow the same line.

Please if you come across any deliverance/anointing service video where the cameraman[men] towed the line, post it here.

Haters over to you, food is ready!

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nancykay: 2:03pm On Feb 03, 2017
Queen of the Host ko Queen of the Socks ni.... No be only Queen of the host. Babe abeg go upgrade your acting skills its so fake
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Wolfbrother(m): 2:04pm On Feb 03, 2017
How many queen of the coast and king of hell don come this oga show? grin grin grin grin
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:04pm On Feb 03, 2017
JennieCutie4U:

lol u get mouth o guy! I like ur faith but u must still be very careful, you don't go fucking anything u see, some people r possessed with strange spirits... her story might be true or false but let's be careful

I'm not married or believe in relationships

I fucck anything i see and I'm more successful and accomplished than any Christian you know
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2017
MrPRevailer:


Abeg keep quiet. Go and look for deliverance to resurrect you're destiny.

Mission ACCOMPLISHED sign board dey you're back.

Sorry
I don't talk to kids
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by JennieCutie4U(f): 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lisaflex:
Humming "this is superstory...." Y is she even red in complexion? Cld it hv been d possession or d deliverance dt caused d redness
babe people dey busy dey listen to confession of d snake girl, u dey busy dey observe skin redness #wehdonema

Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by 99foxxy(f): 2:12pm On Feb 03, 2017
It looks like it's dramatized
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 2:15pm On Feb 03, 2017
Mikylopez:
oooo aiii thought u sch at ph.. wanna apply
okay.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:17pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:


I'm not married or believe in relationships

I fucck anything i see and I'm more successful and accomplished than any Christian you know

grin

so in other words.... you are more successful than :

Creflo Dollar Net Worth 2017 – $27 Million. ...
E. A .Adeboye Net Worth 2017 – $39 Million. ...
Benny Hinn Net Worth 2017 – $42 Million. ...
Chris Oyakhilome Net Worth 2017 – $50 Million. ...
Bishop T.D. Jakes Net Worth 2017 – $147 Million. ...
Bishop David Oyedepo Net Worth 2017 – $150 Million.





my brother when you stop dreaming call this number 07093247116 grin
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 2:17pm On Feb 03, 2017
Noel1:
Lol. I love weird room mates. Could u plz link me with her...? I promise to treat her weirdness.
hmmm, I Dnt Knw Her Whereabout. Guess U Shud Join Her Type Since U Like Her

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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Akalia(m): 2:19pm On Feb 03, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:


I'm not married or believe in relationships

I fucck anything i see and I'm more successful and accomplished than any Christian you know
bro u too much. Abeg put me in line so I can ride on success like u, I get strong mind and spirit like u. please message me back.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:19pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
hmmm, I Dnt Knw Her Whereabout. Guess U Shud Join Her Type Since U Like Her
Lol. Am only interested in treating her o.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2017
jesfrosh:


grin

so in other words.... you are more successful than :

Creflo Dollar Net Worth 2017 – $27 Million. ...
E. A .Adeboye Net Worth 2017 – $39 Million. ...
Benny Hinn Net Worth 2017 – $42 Million. ...
Chris Oyakhilome Net Worth 2017 – $50 Million. ...
Bishop T.D. Jakes Net Worth 2017 – $147 Million. ...
Bishop David Oyedepo Net Worth 2017 – $150 Million.





my brother when you stop dreaming call this number 07093247116 grin
Cmn this is unfair on d guy na. Ha ba! u just came out with the list of some of the most successful gods of men.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2017
Noel1:
Lol. Am only interested in treating her o.
i Dnt Want U To Die.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by frubben(m): 2:24pm On Feb 03, 2017
Ain't nobody is going to believe this bull crap.


Wic snake
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:27pm On Feb 03, 2017
Flekky21:
i Dnt Want U To Die.
Cmn.... I knw u luv me....ok! bt dn't worry, its my job.
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 2:28pm On Feb 03, 2017
Noel1:
Cmn this is unfair on d guy na. Ha ba! u just came out with the list of some of the most successful God of men.






;d but the guy Talk say him dey more successful pass any Christian na

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