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Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 9:42pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Icon79: Mk up?! U're kidding me ,ryt?! I recommend u wash ur eyes wt aqua rapha h20 n luk @ her face again... O pari |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Lisaflex(f): 9:48pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Adedoks: Biko type,won't consider u mad. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by bizhop01: 10:02pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Synagogue sef |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by CloudResident(m): 10:06pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
So snake sef don dey bleach? |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by uminem02(m): 10:20pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
MissVirginLuna:Now i'm scared!! Hope it ain't yhu sha,,cos u said she's a virgin n ur moniker has d same word in it |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by KardinalZik(m): 11:01pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Flekky21: Have you tried deliverance too? It's possible she's possessed all of you in that room. Viz probably you must have shared some things with her; you know women like sharing their things. Try visiting T.B. Joshua too. It may be helpful. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by samsam2019: 11:46pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Of dem born am well make she carry her snake oBo come my side if I no go fxck her like mad and still do well in life Fake deliverance and scammers |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by samsam2019: 11:48pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
enomakos:and your brain is a potato |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Icon79(m): 12:19am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Lisaflex: Haha!!! Aproko |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Mykbillz(m): 1:01am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Flekky21: That you roomie no be here, all these reasons made me live alone during my stay in uniport, before person go jam something weey go follow am for life due to school |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Mykbillz(m): 1:05am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Flekky21: Please is he a uniport student |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by johnsonpolice: 1:27am On Feb 04, 2017 |
4tune490:god ve mercy,What is going on in this world?i don't pray to come across such gal. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by OKEMKPI: 3:29am On Feb 04, 2017 |
gbosaa:Fools rush in where angles fear to tread 1 Like |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by goldedprince: 4:49am On Feb 04, 2017 |
she fine. weda na snake or na python she be, i go still Bleep am if i come across am and she gree |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by gunpoint(m): 5:31am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Flekky21:Pray tell |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 7:09am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Doctor0071:lol, Nop |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Flekky21(f): 7:11am On Feb 04, 2017 |
KardinalZik:i Dnt Ask Her 4 Anything. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Doctor0071(m): 9:03am On Feb 04, 2017 |
Flekky21:thanks God oooo. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
charlove:yeah |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 12:50pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
MARYchiells:it is the truth it happened here in benin city |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 12:51pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Yomiwayne80:lie?so witch and wizard do not exist? |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 12:57pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
freecocoa:i said i know a lady who confess that all the men that have sleep with her only bang a dog ass not her vagina it happened here in benin |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 1:01pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Lisaflex:i understands you but have you hear of case where a man have snake as a penis? |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by enomakos(m): 1:03pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
samsam2019:you have never experience life |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by sonmvayina(m): 5:13pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nobody: 12:11am On Apr 04, 2017 |
Flekky21: I had a very bad experience during my secondary school days,that's experience impacted me negatively, Around that same period my mom died, I changed secondary school twice until eventually I got expelled,before I could sit For my ssce,luckily I was permitted to write my ssce only,my secondary was a boarding school so I kinda became a Lik'a external student. I wrote my jamb and waec without any prior tutoring,from the school or one of those ssec lessons,I did register for the lessons, But I just couldn't stand being in the mist of people and feeling anxious, like awkward,there was outsider anxiety,I felt whenever I was in the mist of people,in academic setting,so I left the lesson after 3 classes. I passed my ssce and jamb screwed up chemistry, when the news of my success got to school, they developed a new name for me,Wizard .to them I had this mysterious powers,there's even claims that emm,terrorize the boarding house students in their sleep,that emm,after I was expelled,I still visited the school at night,long story short to them I was a full blown witch. I got immediate admission into the university, I learnt in my set only two other students, if yhu gonna count me I was the third Person to gain admission on first sitting. I still had that social anxiety problem,like intense anxiety, I would see people, let's say a group of people coming my way,my heart would start pounding and stuff,this problem kinda affected my lectures,cause as a student when I wake up in the morning, all I think about is how to get through my lectures, with my problem,so I skipped my lectures,let me be frank,thinking about my lectures alone with regards to the people/collages I would I have to see/interact with gave my anxiety alone,its important to note that I don't have to be in the mist of people to be anxious, I just have to think I am ,put myself in that scenario, and I would start to shiver. This is where it gets tricky physically, am macho,fearless,distant,bossy demeanor type of person,but inside its a different story, I only interact when I had too,and its usually in a blunt,emotional less, straight forward way,no bro,what's up or how far.that's me,I have a serious mysterious tendency,just that natural ability to cut across as mysterious. I exhibit every single quality yhu used to describe yhur roommate, am not scared of the dark like most people, fear to be is normal,fear doesn't mean stop to me,it means caution, so I keep late nights ,am comfortable walking in the dark and awkward places without any source of light,literally I once climbed a mountain at night around say 1am to 2am without torchlight, was I scared,yea I was,terrified yes Buh I still went ahead to doing it. There is nothing people around me have not not said about me,superstitious stuff and shit, especially my nemesis ,I just don't give a Bleep. I have a naturally temper,I get defensive easily so I don't take crap from people, am sensitive to when people shout at me,shouting at is equivalent to fight,I have a natural soft voice,so I feel threatened when anyone raises there voice on me,I always throw the first punch, so cause of my manly exterior, no bullshit and independent nature people fear me. Honestly I was kinda more scared of them then they were scarced of me,not scared in terms of they can beat me or something nah not that, Buh scared of opening up,seeming weak,forming bond,getting hurt,needing people, scared of showing them who I am and freaking them out "honestly ". I should point out that small talks bore the hell out of me,intelligent conversation is more my thing,I have an eye for intelligent people, I don't play games,I don't consider game productive,I smile when am tryna put up with people or uncomfortable. Literally during my 100l to 200l my lonely nights ended in prayers of finding someone that loves and gets me,someone who I would show I was and would not freak out. I bond easy with people I find attractive, like sexually attractive, that when I pull my charms out,my friendly openness fun part its a guy thing I think.people I find attractive are the only type of people I bound with,I don't show them myself,I become who to want to see,just to bond sexually with em. At this point I want sex,I know that the loner,mysterious personality that I am is not attractive, instead it scares people off. So I become well extroverted,big flirty,hmm am a good conversationalist,there is literally nothing I can't find a s3xual connotation too. That person I become when am attracted to someone whether sexually or intellectually, that is the real me,the me I remember as a kid,in secondary school days before the incident. Am me now,like still discovery the kid inside me Buh am more me and happy now,I no longer feel that anxiety, nor do I have that avoidant personally, am not there yet,Buh am getting better,I had a determination too change cause my academics started to suffer,I controlled that anxiety my breathing and letting go, I had to go back and fix my past,literally accept and let it go,I had to face every regression I had,have always had a thing for psychology even back then in secondary school, so I used psychology to fix my problem,am naturally intelligent, curious and exposed,I used that to decide who I didn't want to be anymore, literally the universe did most of the repairs. For example I use to hate extroverts especially Geminis,cause of that loud character, my nemesis is extroverted and geminic,I use to think I hated my nemesis back then,verbally that dislike seemed evident,Buh secretly I had a crush,I was nursing a crush, its because of that crush I had, that I decided to get better,coping some certain things from my nemesis personality, I had a crush on everything about my nemesis but the brain,the mind.am in love with my mind,my brain so every other thing else Buh the brain. The universe used the above knowledge of me against me,to help me get better. I once had an opportunity back then in 100l to have sex with my nemesis, she was literally throwing herself at me,the Mood was right,have been working months to manipulate her to my bed,when she finally agreed, I felt a kind of dissatisfaction, so I just walked out,thinking about it now,if I had beded her ,she won't be my nemesis, sex had never fixed my problem, what was still broken would have still been broken,so am glad I didn't do the do,am glad she became nemesis. Another person the universe used to help me was a friend,at least my force friend,when people around me where scared of me,stayed clear,this nigga refused to take a hint,his this loud,speak before yhu think,jovial forceful person,the jovially annoying one,he has this irritant personality generally, so back then I don't know if it was stupidity,blindness or inability to take a hint,Buh this guy would intrude into my space,force interaction, like pure disturbance,Buh he gave me the benefit of a thought ,ignored all the rumours,and gossips about me,when I couldn't shake this Broz off, I began to find him fascinating, I studied his personality, intelligent but likes to be stupid,I discovered he had a deep need to be loved,to be liked,I never understood it back then,like it was mysterious like having superpowers, this is a guy,that everybody finds irritant, he knows his irritant Buh yet still fights for acceptance. His a overactive,happy person. I discovered its an all round thing,he had daddy issues,his the kind of person people put up with not because of they like him,Buh because he won't go away. When am depressed or in a mood, this can would not take a hint.and I loved him for that,gradually I began to show him bits of myself, when he wasn't spooked ,I revel more.he kinda became my light of a sort,he was helping me without knowing it,cause of him I started to come out bit by bit,interact more,by being free and myself with him,others people began to come around,when they got to know the kind of person I was. And o,am theist . Now. Its only fair I tell yhu want I do at night and why I go into awkward places at night. simple to dance,that is what I do late at night,dance,listen to music. Back then before the incident, My best social skill was and still is dancing,I love music,I just get it,I was never a footballer, still not into football, But I could dance till god knows when and I really was good at it,from the classic stepping back then, to the break dance, krumbing. Only acrobatic moves I sucked at.its almost as if I was designed to be in front of people, dancer,senator,presenter,creative like I could sketch well for my age. After the incident all those gift got shovelled somewhere, hidden. The one thing that stayed was dancing,every introvert finds a companion in music,I don't just listen to music I feel the need to express,dance was my way. After the incident I could dance till god knows when,as long as no one was watching, whenever people are around, my muscle get tensed,like locked,I literally feel stiff with my heart pounding. So away from people into the dark to be myself, was a routine. I also meditate or just want to be along,but mostly I dance in the dark. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by Nostradamus: 2:09pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
abeg who help me see erelu agbaye (that sick liar that lied on giving some pastors occultic power )? |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by toprealman: 7:45pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
Another river story from same source. |
Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by uchman48(m): 9:20pm On May 21, 2017 |
Flekky21:seems like you know her personally, wow you really tried living with such an individual |
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